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15 Things Women should know about Men.
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will only cook if danger is involved.
thats pretty harsh man lol .
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
5. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
6. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
7. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. You'll never see a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
9. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
Never seen it myself.
10. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie "The Way We Were" twice, voluntarily.
Since when is being free spirited a crime?
11. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. He didn't lose your number. He didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
12. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you; I want to marry you; I want to have your children."
13. Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with super heroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
14. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. With male menopause, you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
15. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Originally posted by lombozo
Mmmmmmmm sports............. I think I must be a real athlete. I know how to make a right hand turn! Let's see Jimmy Johnson do that.