Big Brother Psychosis Runs Rampant- Are YOU a terrorist?

Big Brother Psychosis Runs Rampant- Are YOU a terrorist?

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Do you have good skills in computers and the Internet?
Do you use MApquest?
Are you trying to loose a few pounds?
Do you exercise?

Well, the according the Emergency Management and Response
Information Sharing and Analysis Center, you MAY be a terrorist.

I guess they caught us all here at ATS.

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These are the poster children for an obedient citizenry:



"Let Them Eat Cake!"

reply to post by jackinthebox

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Ah, yes, but are you sure that they didn't use mapquest to locate the fast food restaurant?

[edit on 29-2-2008 by ProfEmeritus]

I think that's a football hat on the kids head, so Dad probably spent the computer money on the big screen TV for the Big Game. If it's a NASCAR hat, those fans certainly don't need any maps. It's against the rules of the sport.

[edit on 2/29/0808 by jackinthebox]

Ok, that explains it to my satisfaction. You're right. He's not a terrorist. I'm relieved. I have to sign off now, because I have to go and exercise, to keep in shape. After that, I'm going to build a new computer, then rewrite about 2 billion lines of Google code. Then back to the internet, to print some maps so that I can find that find lad in the McDonalds, and present him with a plaque, which states that he is the last non-terrorist in the United States.
good night, comrades.

(Carries false or suspicious identity documents.)
Well, my drivers license is pretty faded after carrying it in my back pocket for years.

(Makes overt attempts to blend and avoid scrutiny.)
I'm an Atheist... after living with scrutiny for being one for most of my life, you'd try to blend and avoid too.

(Endeavors to keep physically fit for personal protection.)
And... you don't? I don't plan on letting muggers take what they want.

(Develops excellent skills in computers and the Internet.)
Inerrant with our generation. Name someone under 30 who can't use a PC.

(Uses Internet search engines to print maps and other critical information.)
It's there... I don't own a GPS... yeah, I'll print maps.

(Practices surveillance and counter-surveillance techniques.)
Hey, sometimes you need to know which room-mate is stealing from your food stash.

(Trains with easily obtainable weaponry and explosives.)
Soldering irons and welding torches... damn. I'm not too bad at throwing baseball sized rocks either.

(Acquires the components for improvised explosive devices.)
Well, better handcuff anyone who owns a car. Gasoline, a Spark Plug, an Oil Can, a battery, and an ignition coil can be pretty deadly in the right combination.

Holy geeze... looks like I'm a terrorist. A really bad one though, seeing as I don't have plans on actually harming, nor scaring anyone.

So, seeing as all of the above criteria are everyday, ordinary things... what would be the basis of actually being labeled a terrorist? They didn't like you?

Wait a minute, this isn't the criteria of a terrorist at all!
ITS A DESCRIPTION OF THOSE WHO MIGHT FIGHT FOR THEIR RIGHTS, AND FREEDOM!


[edit on 1-3-2008 by johnsky]

Now you're with the program!
They don't want you to fight for your freedom. they want to own you, lock, stock and barrel.
They tax every penny you make.
They tell you that you HAVE to have your children vaccinated.
They try to tell you what you can and can't eat, (FDA).
They tell you what medicines you can't take(FDA).
They tell you where you CAN'T buy your prescriptions (Canada).
They tell you who will be President(they pick the candidates & count the votes).
They tell you .... fill in the blank.
It won't be long before they regulate the Internet. Believe me, that day is coming soon.

Well I guess that been here in ATS and spreding the word about what is going in this nation could be call also terrorism, then I most be a terrorist.

Bring it on American Gestapo, I mean big brother, I am ready and waiting.

The real problem is that they put out silly lists like this, make you take your shoes off before boarding a plane, get the "Night Watch"(for those of you who remember Babylon 5) corporate spies to look for terrorists, and then leave thousands of miles of border between the US and Mexico wide open, for anyone to walk in.

What is WRONG with this picture?
Am I the only one that thinks this is NUTS?