The Number One Reason to Keep Your Kids Off of MySpace

Need I say more?


Can you think of anymore?

Here's a myspace account that actually says it's Michael.
Michael's Myspace

What I can't understand, is Why, when I got an account did Tom Anderson want to be my friend and it had porno playing in the background?!!!

reply to post by AshleyD


Ohh! He's online. *Sings* "Jesus logged in on MySpace, tell him what you want...Jesus logged in on MySpace, tell him what you want. Jesus is on-line now".

I was going to say that the number one reason was so they couldn't find your profile. Do you know how embarassed my kids would be if they knew I had one?

reply to post by dbates


You have no idea how tempted I was to post that on your thread HERE in response to MIMS's question HERE!

Please do. That's hilarious.

Suffice it to say, I thus spoke in short and upon reasoning and determining the negative light in which some of the moderators and other members in this forum might percieve my brief, but factual and informative comments. I was determined to inform with more information as to keep the perception of my brief comment as being that of a longer comment than it actually was. Thus keeping my long good-standing reputation as to the status of my account here on AboveTopSecret.com. I thank you for your time and commitment to read this entire paragraph of nonsense and extensive grammar. (This is not a one-line post)

[edit on 29-2-2008 by dbates]

Bahahaha!




Oh well, I was hoping to find one of Chuck Norris but, even Tom from MySpace was too scared to add himself as a friend to Chuck Norris's Myspace profile!