posted on Feb, 23 2008 @ 05:18 PM
Okay...British humor. Who doesn't love it? Here is a great thread for anyone interested to come up with a variety of sketches in the tradition of
Monty Python (The Parrot Sketch, The Cheese Shop, A Man with Three Buttocks, The Comfy Chair, Twits...etc)
(opening scene: what appears to be a game show)
Host: "Ello 'ello and welcome to week three of "Who Wants to Marry a Big Gal with a Rich Daddy?" The questionable game where our contestants must
ask themselves the question: What would I be willing to do for a buttockload of cash?
We are down to ten finalists; 10 men and two non-men. I say non-men as we are pretty sure two of our finalists do not 'ave penises. Now say 'ello
to a lovely gal. A lovely LARGE gal, our big gal with a rich daddy, Ophelia Bumm. "ello Ophelia, 'ow are you today my darling?
Ophelia: (giggling like a big gal) It's great to be here Dick, I just can't get enough of you!
Host (Dick): Well, well, say no more. That brings me to my next question. It has been rumored that two of our contestants do not 'ave
male...sexual...organs. Do you want the winner of our show, the one that gets ALL of you, to 'ave a John Thomas?
O: A what?
H: An old fella....you know, a little soldier.
H: A penis. Is it important to you, our big gal, to 'ave a fella who 'as...the goods?
*a mod comes in dressed in some sort of military attire*
Mod: Right! Enough! This sketch is pointless and a waste of bandwidth. I am sorry, but I cannot let it continue. Please, everyone, head to the
[edit on 23-2-2008 by Excitable_Boy]