Political Jokes

C'mon people, lets hear some political jokes. I'll start us off with one.

President Clinton was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks." Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."
"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"
"The handwriting's the first lady's."

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

He suggested turning the message upside down ...

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!



HAHAHAHAHA...I love that one

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

Q: Why is Osama Bin laden so scared of girls?
A: everytime they open their legs he sees Bush!

$100,000 Mercedes A woman in her 40s goes to a mercedes dealership to pick up a 100 grand car. she drives it home and finds out it only has 1 radio station. she goes back to the dealership to complain and the clerk tells her it is voice activated. so she drives home and says "rock and roll" and she hears the rolling stones, then she says "soul" and hears the blues brothers. then a person in a rusted old pick-up truck cuts her off and she says "a sshole!" and the radio turns to george bush's radio address (sorry about any steriotypes)