posted on Feb, 16 2004 @ 04:25 PM
Welcome to the first edition of the ATS Medical Dictionary, a service that provides a speedy diagnosis to those website related illnesses, I am Dr
Nerdling and i will be your consulting physician helped by the lovely nurse Gryffen.
TAS: Theneo Annoyance Syndrome:
A member reads a post by theneo and immediately becomes enraged at his very existence, probably due to the one line cryptic comment.
SORPCS: SeekerOf Related Post Confusion Syndrome:
After leading one of Seekerof's enormous and well researched posts the user does not know where to begin and stares blankly at the screen, hence the
low reply rates to the big posts.
SRPOMFS: Staff-Related Pissiness Over Minor Faults Syndrome:
Members & Staff can get extremely tense and annoyed when someone whines about some minor feature being pulled or redesigned, cured by William turning
up telling us why we were wrong and how it was bad for the board.
MAE: MaskedAvatar Elbow:
Member seriously damages elbow tissue writing an incredibly lengthy reply to one of MaskedAvatars "power-posts"
Administrator Distress Syndrome Over Random Hacking Attempts to Destroy ATS:
Commonly suffered by William, Bob88 & Simon, this disease leads the sufferer to repeatedly scream and break things whilst question the very existence
of this board, and sometimes the people in the immediate vicinity.
Yes, he has his own section, which is still to come, please add your own diseases