posted on Feb, 10 2008 @ 11:47 PM
Definitely bigfoot. I mean, where do these jerks get off? Causing all these arguments about whether or not they exist. They'll show themselves until
the second you're about to take the picture, then suddenly get shy and sprint away, leaving you with a blurry picture that resembles either an ape, a
bear, a long-armed man in a furry costume, or a golden unicorn. Teasing us by leaving random samples of their butt-hair stuck on trees for us to find
and test, only to conclude that it's either a hybrid beaver or something unknown. In fact I bet that they actually have small feet but wear
giant foot-shaped slippers just to throw us off. If leaving us in such relentless uncertainty isn't sinister, I don't know what is.