Woman sues VA governor for failing to repel alien invasion

I kid you not.

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One wonders why they kidnap her and don't bother with anal probes on George Bush.

Oh... ya gotta LOVE the drawing of the suspect:
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did i hint a trace of emphasis on the word woman byrd or am i imagining things?
its a bit dumb though. if shed been abducted that many times, youd think that
1. shed have just a bit of ground evidence
2. her drawing would be a bit more convincing

God bless America, life would be dull without you!

My god that is a crappy drawing. Looks like something I would draw. I doubt she was abducted, or she is just a horrible artist like me.

What a crap drawing. Why can't they abduct someone who doesnt scribble like a two year old? Are those frown lines on it's forehead, or is it a mouth?!

If she'd actually been abducted she'd have conducted some research, and would have found that:

1. The government are behind the alien invasion
2. There is nothing they could do anyway to stop it

What a crap drawing. Why can't they abduct someone who doesnt scribble like a two year old? Are those frown lines on it's forehead, or is it a mouth?!

If she'd actually been abducted she'd have conducted some research, and would have found that:

1. The government are behind the alien invasion
2. There is nothing they could do anyway to stop it