posted on Dec, 19 2002 @ 06:39 AM
"In my expirences with goths, they are normally dumb#s like lupe. however some gothic rock is good."
Thats fascinating because in most goths experience people called "Ninjaofthenight" are invariably dumb#ss too!
no really check it out, see here we have 3 self confessed goths with fairly simple names....ok Q.O.'s is simple because he was dropped as a child,
but "kim" "Lupe" small, quiet, unobtrusive little names, and then we have you.
demonstrating what goths like to refer to as "LORDDARKANDTERRIBLEEVILVEGENCEMASTER3" syndrome
also known as "hopelessly insecure buffy fan with small penis makes up for it with long name" complex.
So I though, hey, is it just me, am I the only person who finds names like "ninjaoffthenight" imediately makes me think of a 15 year old physics
student with more zits than brain cells who sits in his room all day masturbating over old "warhammer" magazines"
nah, cant just be me.
so I contacted some goth mates from London.
"hey" I said "just met this guy called ninjaofthenight whaddaya think?"
and they said "sounds like a dumb#"
"really/" I said. and decided to persue the matter further, logging onto the UK goth message board I posted the same question, of the 476 goths that
responded 475 of then suggested the person was probably a dumb#, amazed at this new found social condition I emailed further abroad, apparently the
bikergoths of Seatle think that "ninjaofthenight" is almost certainly a dumb#, whilst the entire population of Germany ( who are all goths) replied
undaunted by the task ahead I vowed to calculate exactly how many goths thought that the name ninjaofthenight indicated its owner was a dumb#.
after a tireless 24 hours I eventually had my answer, of the 63 million goths world wide, 62 million thought that the name indicated that you are
indeed a dumb#, of that number 45 million knew you personally and confirmed that this was the case and 1 million berated me for not being a real goth
because they were the only real goth.
so there you have it.
globaly aclaimed dumb#titude.
they're maggots michael.
how can a million chinese people be wrong...
[Edited on 19-12-2002 by Lupe_101]