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Originally posted by harrytuttle
First I would stash the alien in the blanket behind some bushes. Then, I would squirt some ketchup packets all over my face and hair and pretend I was injured by the crash when the authorities arrived, and pretend I was the alien!!! I would speak like a robot but the language would be in complete jibberish. After they carted me away to the secret lab to examine me, I would sneak away from the examination room just before the head surgeon entered. I would then hack into the mainframe from a vacant terminal and download all the secret files to my encrypted thumbdrive. I'd jump into a laundry bin, cover myself in dirty towels, and wait to be hauled away from the secret lab. Once back in the city, I'd go to my friend's house (my house would be too hot), upload the secret files to ATS, MUFON, etc. Then after things cooled off in the desert, and assuming coyotes or vultures don't find alien meat appetizing, I'd grab the alien corpse, make contact with Linda Moulton Howe, and arrange a rendezvous to deliver said corpse.
At least, that's what I would do.
Originally posted by John Q
reply to post by Absence of Self
Hmmm....thats a scary thought, not what you said but the fact we are x number of posts in before someone looked at the ethical side to this...
I myself didnt even consider this side to the story...which is not good.
This little alien, is alone, afraid, possibly hurt and the first thing we think of is......ebay.
Even the first post said sell to the highest bidder...
Maybe this is why we dont have our "physical evidence"...
Originally posted by IMAdamnALIEN
WE ARE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE OF AN ET INTELLIGENCE!!!!
Simple as that, look at your hand, look at your body, It says "Made by ETS" on the tag. Its just written in your DNA, so its hard to see.