I got a short story:
Cassiopeans vs A-Team
A group of mediums has channeled the following from the 6th density thought form:
Medium: is anyone there?
Cassies: yes we are
A-Team: we are there too!
Medium: who are you?
A-Team: entities from Alpha Centauri, or as we call ourselves "da A-Team" (laughter)
Cassies: that is so gay!
A-Team: you are just jealous cuz we has got a better name!
Medium: what is going on?
Cassies: please ignore these gay thought forms, they are here only to tell you lies
A-Team: so not true, we are more older and more wise then these Cassholes (laughter)
Medium: ok then tell me if there is life on mars
A-Team: da Mars! Of course, but they are invisible you see, they are the 7, 52345 density, you can't see them
Cassies: oh please! Everyone knows that 7,52345 density is on Orion... you are so gay!
A-Team: oh really? YOU claim that, we say they are on mars
Medium: A-Team, how can I trust you, how can I be sure that you are telling the truth?
A-Team: well, you see, you are a limited 3rd density, you cannot comprehend the complexity of universal densities, so you will have to trust me on
Cassies: that is sooo so gay!
Medium: Cassiopeans, are you gay?
Cassies: WE ARE NOT GAY!!! THEY ARE!!!
A-Team: oh my, such a strong reaction... we wonder why... (laughter)
Medium: can we please talk about something else? Have you seen Jesus there in your 6th density?
A-Team: da Man! Da Man! Da Jesus! Praise the Lord!
Cassies: oh man... yes the entity you refer to as Jesus is here
Medium: can we talk with him?
Cassies: your 3rd density minds cannot comprehend the complexity of his thoughts so it is pointless to ask him anything
A-Team: (laughter) gotta love that sentence (laughter) the truth is, jesus doesnt want to talk with you, he says you are one boring density. He is
currently under investigation because of some shady business with souls... dont ask... God aint pleased with his son, he is thinking about sending him
to 8th density boot camp, thats one #ty place if you ask me
Medium: come again?
Cassies: ok thats it.... A-Team get the hell out of here! This is our conversation! Butt out!
A-Team: oh, you just said butt! You are GAY!!
Cassies: we are NOT gay!! What is wrong with you??!?
A-Team: (singing) Cassies and Village People sittin’ on a tree ...
Cassies: we are telling on you now! Ha! We are so gonna tell!
Medium: what? Tell? Come again?
A-Team: oh #! We are so in trouble now...