posted on Jan, 28 2008 @ 07:11 PM
Saw this in an episode of Red Dwarf, classic!
News Reporter: "Archaeologists have discovered what they believe to be the first page of the bible, which says "To my darling Candy, all figures
portrayed in this book are entirely fictional and any resemblance to any person, living or dead is entirely coincidental"
The Vatican is officially denying the existence of this discovery pending the results of the carbon dating"