Banking Crisis Hits Japan

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Following the Northern Rock problems, confidence is wavering in Japan.

The origami bank has folded, sumo bank has gone belly up and bonsai bank has cut some of its branches.

The karaoke bank is for sale and will go for a song while shares in kamikaze back have nosedived.

500 staff at the karate bank got the chop and there is something fishy going on at sushi bank, where it is feared staff may get a raw deal.