posted on Jan, 23 2008 @ 12:08 AM
Q. How many heavy metal rock guitarists does it take to change a
A. Ten. One to do it while the other nine stand around strumming their
guitars, saying:"S**t man, I can do that!"
Q. What did they find backstage at the rock groups reunion concert?
A. Uriah's Heep!
Q. What is D.B. Coopers favorite rock group?
A. Jefferson airplane!
Q. What happens if you play a country song backwards?
A. You get your wife, girlfriend, kids, truck, dog, shotgun, beer, bank
accounts back, everything you lost.