posted on Jan, 18 2008 @ 02:12 PM
Message from the Government
Due to the increasingly serious, combined effects of Global Warming, the impending approach of planet X, and heightened Sun spot activity, rising
sea levels are now becoming a matter of intense alarm. Soon, most dry land will be submerged, permanently.
As such, to increase the chances of the Human race surviving the coming deluge, the Government are relocating all intelligent, articulate and
good-looking people to higher ground.
This message is to say good bye to all on ATS, and we sincerely hope that you b******s can swim.