posted on Jan, 16 2008 @ 07:05 PM
White House phone rings:
"Yeah, this is G Dubya."
"George, we gotta problem."
"Well it seems one of our secret little friends on the far side of the galaxy made a boo boo."
"Well they accidentally transmitted a full cycle beam instead of the normal confined one, and now the turkeys down in Puerto Rico are picken em up on
the scope. And they've got some private SETI members seeing things as well. We got a TV station too that's published the story. This doesn't look
"Alright Dick, here's what we'll do... Kill the station report citing national security, and clean up the net. As to the private SETI members, if
they won't give up their boxes, label them as enemy combatants. Guatanamo, if you have to, got it?"
"Sir, but intelligence reports..."
"I don't give a damn about intelligence reports, you know that! Now go get er dun."