Originally posted by madnessinmysoul
if atheism is a religion, bald is a hair color and not collecting stamps is a hobby...
Ya know I am so sick of Atheists semantics, circumlocutions double speak; I am beginning to wonder if THEY even know what they are talking about.
Let’s just entertain the clever quip regarding stamp collecting shall we?
Maybe then, you'll see Atheists acting as religious as they are a Hobbyist when NOT collecting stamps.
If it were stamp collecting Hobbyists Atheism had issues with, NO ONE would be more determined NOT to collect them, then Atheists.
I am also certain we would never hear the end of how you DON'T collect stamps and that Hobbyists are pushing their hobby on their kids which is child
abuse while you ridicule those Hobbyists that do.
Then we would see Atheists in the form of "A-hobbyists" enlisting the service of the ACLU to sue the U.S. Postal Service because you are offended by
the stamps on letters.
People would say, they have a right to use and collect stamps as a hobby.
Atheists or A-hobbyists would say "well what about those of us that don't have a hobby?" "Don't we have a say?" Hobbyists would say " Ya
don't like stamps,, then don't collect em!" That wouldn't be good enough though,, A-hobbyists would want separation from post office and
state.
A-Hobbyists would make Stamp Collectors and their Hobby, the center of their world because they just don't have any interest in stamp collecting, OR
any hobby what so ever, and that's why they are so uninvolved in Stamp collecting. They read everything about it and in many cases know more then
avid collectors.
They read all the ways to debate hobbyists and gather data about all the tragic experiences people have had to endure licking stamps and that god
aweful tasting glue.
Any dirt on Hobbyism is more cannon fodder for the hobby they don't have, and don't have any interest in.
But why do they do it?
Why you ask??
Because they DON'T collect stamps ya Goof!!
I mean jeez Common Sense tells you that.
Anytime a new commemorative Stamp would come out,, A-hobbyists would be there to tell everyone it was a design stolen from a pagan stamp from the
Wicca stamp collector’s guild. The A-hobbyists would be so uninvolved in a hobby, they would write best selling books about how to NOT collect
stamps with titles like, "The Stamp Stigma" an A-hobbyists look at the social and political stigma of Hobbyism. Or "The Hobb Delusion" and
"Stamps are not great" et-cetera et-cetera et-tedious cetera
Then they would start busting into Hobby threads to invoke their superior knowledge of stamps acting as general know it all's about the hobby they
don't have. They would put up many websites making fun of dumb stamp collectors and their idiotic Hobby, and sell tee shirts proclaiming they "DO
NOT HAVE A HOBBY!" Eventually they would hate all Hobbies but mostly that damn stamp collecting hobby!
They would challenge stamp collectors world view by spouting many contradictions in the stamp collectors bible telling people they are silly
hobbyists. Then later A-Hobbyists would say the inventor of stamps never existed, asking for DNA proof that he was ever alive.
Then the Stamp Collecting Hobbyists would finally get pissed off at these nut cases and get a clue that doing all this crap A-Hobbyists do, is in
fact,,
THEIR FREAKIN HOBBY!
Then the Hobbyists would call A-hobbyism, a Hobby.
You would say
"if A-Hobbyism is a Hobby,
then NOT believing in GOD is a Religion!”
And we would have to agree, as the story reminds us just how Atheists act the same way doing the same kind of crap and that NOT believing in God,,,
IS THEIR FREAKIN RELIGION.
More then that are the three reasons given below:
1 - There are some atheists that claim that atheism is a religion.
2 - The US government has ruled that atheism is legally a religion .
3 - Buddhism has been considered a religion for some 2,500 years and is atheistic
actually, we don't. evolution doesn't even tackle the issue of a creator
AS IF
actually, we just simply point out that they're not plausible and highly irrational...and we do so with pretty much every religion, but you
get different focuses in different areas.
I think arguing with people that believe in fairytales is extremely irrational and can't find a plausible excuse for doing so no more then I can in
being so determined NOT to collect Stamps or so passionately determined NOT believe in God.
By the way,,, Christianity is PERFECTLY Plausible.
in the west, its Christianity that we look at.
Not "look at", Ridicule, is more like it.
but when a Christian puts the 10 commandments up in a courthouse, it's a different story.
How is THAT a different story? If you are going to site law about Church and State, then I expect you to observe laws saying Atheism is a religion
REGARDLESS of whether or not it fits your "world view"
can you actually show an example of us making fun of anything? Or being insulting?
Umm YEAH Christopher Hitchins flipping the bird to the audience Bill Maher show. Telling us raising our kids and teaching the Bible is Child Abuse,
Insulting our intelligence saying evolution is scientific fact.
Do you mean micro, macro, gradual, punctuated, vertical, horizontal, random, directed, cosmic, chemical, stellar, planetary, organic or what sort?”
Or,, type Atheism in You tube and you'll see all kinds of smack talking Atheists, mocking us, making fun of us, ridiculing us, why it is even
endorsed as the suggested way Christians should be treated by Sam Harris and Dawkins.
They say we "Deserve no better treatment then to be ridiculed" Hitchens is more crass saying "verbally bitch slapped" into better behavior.
Those two pip squeaks wouldn't treat ME that way even if they could fill a Jock Strap and get a pair of pumps high enough to stand face to face but
its mighty brave of them to influence other Atheists followers to act like a punch in the face waiting to happen.
Someone posted a thread about a story in the news. Someone who isn't even an avowed atheist...
And you accused atheists of making an attack.
your accusation was misplaced.
You missed the point Madd,, it is that you take things WE find offensive such as that thread suggested, and downplay it as "a topic of discussion"
BUT GOD HELP ANYONE CALL EVOLUTION,
GULLIBLE.
- Con
[edit on 9-3-2008 by Conspiriology]