Learology?

Strange - I've been thinking about mr. Lear this week because of all the news about the Mercury flyby.

It was the first time I have been able to catch up on Mercury in a while and read a lot about reports of ice ... and the makeup of the planet's core etc...

Everything I ever learned and thought about Mercury is off. Anything is possible and that's what I so especially appreciate about Learology.

I'm in.

Originally posted by Corum

People are so gullible. There's no such thing as pole dancers, they're a myth, post some photographic evidence and we'll talk.

Here you go. Hope I don't get banned.

Hehe, thanks for making me splutter coffee out of my nose. Errr, that wouldn't be footage of this Milton character you and Sleeper speak of is it?

Originally posted by Corum

People are so gullible. There's no such thing as pole dancers, they're a myth, post some photographic evidence and we'll talk.

This must be one of Santa's Helpers... as it comes from Northpolefitness...

Now this has to be proof positive that even professional skeptics like Buddhasystem cannot debunk

www.youtube.com...






[edit on 20-1-2008 by zorgon]

reply to post by johnlear


I am sure John, this pole dancer has something to do with the pole shiftiing and 2012

As a self appointed high priest of Learology, I decree a pilgrimage to Vegas by devotees who wish to enter the inner circle. Flying saucers are the preferred mode of conveyance, but cars will do so long as they are sporting some form of anti establishment gizmo.

Oh yes, and NAZA T-shirts...

Originally posted by Matyas

As a self appointed high priest of Learology, I decree a pilgrimage to Vegas by devotees who wish to enter the inner circle. Flying saucers are the preferred mode of conveyance, but cars will do so long as they are sporting some form of anti establishment gizmo.

Oh yes, and NAZA T-shirts...

I hereby confirm Matyas self appointment along with Zorgon as High Priests of Learology. Any others wishing to apply for High Priestship need only provide one bottle of Courvoisier XO and box of Cohiba Esplendidos.

Until we can get our own Temple built we will be holding our meetings at:

www.vegas.com...

Ask for Sherri and tell her these words:

"There is a breathable atmosphere on the moon."

She will then know who you are and you will get special treatment.

If you arrive in a flying saucer please park behind the generator repair shop that is just to the north of Little Darlings, as there is more room there.

Originally posted by johnlear

I hereby confirm Matyas self appointment along with Zorgon as High Priests of Learology.

Fabtastic!! I get to dust off Ye Olde Robes...

Seriously, Vegas must be a hell of a place to live. Zorgon, where's Paddy?

I'd like to join this society but I might not be sophisticated enough.

I'm all for worshipping pole dancers, but I prefer Old Ports and Jack Daniels...or the brothers Johnny,Jim Beam or Wild Turkey.On a good day I love a good shot of Everclear (that name always cracks me up).

Modes of transportation was discussed.Is this acceptable?




I kind of prefer this one for summer time:




As I said earlier,I might not be sophisticated enough.

Originally posted by Corum
Seriously, Vegas must be a hell of a place to live. Zorgon, where's Paddy?

Oh yes it is where else can you go to a Casino for dinner fully armed with swords?

Only time we ever had concern from a few newbie security guards was when we brought our Welsh Archer..(sadly passed on) Seems the newbies were a little insecure about the live arrows... But hey you need live ammo when hunting Dragons




Now we wouldn't really shoot Dragons we LIKE Dragons... so it was okay and they let us continue



Heck they even Heralded our presence to the populace



PIP Ron Geviss... you are missed

[edit on 27-1-2008 by zorgon]

as long as the remy and courvosier is flowing. I'll bring the cigars and a few ladies.. for safety they will be fully wrapped in tinfoil until we arrive. Then the all mighty Lear must unwrap them, for the good of us all.

Did somebody say strippers? I'm in.

I always pictured John being one of those guys "learing" at the girls on the poles! Only kidding Mr. Lear, I just couldn't resist the pun.

I like to read the threads here and I really do get a kick out of those that get so upset debating you and Zorgon. While I don't post much regarding your theories, I think they are really interesting. Count me in on Learology.

One of these days a bunch of people here are gonna say "Man, John was right!" I just hope John is around to hear it.

Zorgon, you should get yourself down to Cornwall here in England, if you haven't been already, you'd fit right in mate

John, I was just thinking, when its time for you to hit the dark side of the moon you may want to leave your head in a cryogenic state here on earth, the Learologists would be wanting something to worship once you're gone I'm thinking.

Ya know, its just become so boring without John around...

No leadership, no picking upon and being picked upon, no central interest...

b*o*r*i*n*g!

Boring mediocrity, daah, my mouth is dry and my eyes are about to fall out...

Learology needs the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Hmm let me see, what can I do, maybe a picture from the last of the Beatle days:





[edit on 13-2-2008 by SkipShipman]

reply to post by SkipShipman


Hey Skip, how's the album coming?

Maybe all the Learites should organize a pilgrimage to Vegas to show our support for the old man, and you and yours could perform for the masses.

"Left it All Behind"

Under the current circumstances, kind of semi-appropriate, no?

Or maybe we could just show our support for him here on ATS... or is that not allowed too?

Yep... place just aint the same without him.

Originally posted by Corum
Zorgon, you should get yourself down to Cornwall here in England, if you haven't been already, you'd fit right in mate

Cornwall huh? Hmmm well two of my people have moved to Ireland, and we always wanted to take back Caldy Island... but I suppose we could swing by Cornwall... they did after all support the Red Rose

Originally posted by goosdawg
reply to post by SkipShipman

 

Hey Skip, how's the album coming?

Maybe all the Learites should organize a pilgrimage to Vegas to show our support for the old man, and you and yours could perform for the masses.

"Left it All Behind"

Under the current circumstances, kind of semi-appropriate, no?

The song is about a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, not about the apocalyptic book series "Left Behind," but if you were referring to the departure from ATS of John Lear, he can log on when he cares to do so. I thought it was terrible how some thoughtless people kept bashing his statements when he kept on saying IMHO.

Maybe he might return as Gorgon27 or something, with a flashy logo that fits like one of those muscle man tee shirts. Heck people would recognize his writing anyway, so why bother.

I am premastering our new album on a Korg D3200, but our band will go to a major local studio for the final recording and mastering. Greg wants the very best for the songs.

Our youtube version has no video, only a picture with the song:



[edit on 13-2-2008 by SkipShipman]