Hi there,

I was thinking, if you believe in Learology? I mean, sometimes I think I could consider myself as a Learian, because I think he's a good guy.

But anyway, do you think Learology exists? I think that would be cool if that existed for sure.

But yeah..

Sign me up!

If there is anything I can do let me know.

For sure.

First, I think we need to build a Lodge. You know, a Lear Lodge. How's that sound? We need to establish some of the rituals as well...

*edit for more appropriate ceremonial uniform in light of these proceedings*

*sits down silently*



[edit on 13-1-2008 by GENERAL EYES]

Scientology, beware.

Are these lodges like a Masonic lodge or more like a Native American Sweat lodge? Or could we PLEEEEEZ have both??? First meetings and minutes of the last meeting and when its all done in the main bldg we go outside for drumming and flute playing and a good old fashioned sweat????
(Clothes or no clothes anyone )
I am NOT in favor of a voting system I think whatever JL thinks is how it should be.............INCLUDING changes of mood or mind.

I am also in favor of a secret handshake and a 'special' dance...........

I wanna sit ACROSS from Lysergic so I can keep an EYE on him

[edit on 13-1-2008 by theRiverGoddess]

Wait a sec, does anyone know is Tom Cruise is a member yet?! But is Learology has festivals I'm in!

count me on on being a Learian. And that pic of the girl eating spaghetti and Learballs is hillarious.

Don't forget the Learist High Sacramental Offerings:

1) Courvoisier XO, and

2) Cohiba Esplendidos

In mass quantities so as to allow all parties present to partake thereof.

And don't forget your official Learology head gear!

*returns virtual salute and toasts*

Let the Learian Light Shine For All To See!

Reflect then, oh Top Hat of Sanctified Tin Foil!

*returns to meditation chamber for further contemplations of the Mysteries*

I talked with both the Man In The Moon and Ashtar this evening and both gave their blessings.

One thing I want to make clear is that we are not going to worship a giant owl or square and compass or anything like that.

We will be worshipping pole dancers.

So its up to you. Are you with me? Or are you with the...uhhh...you know?

this is a good idea. I love pole dancers too! I think we need the lear codes. a set of rules to follow. one of them would be that all of us should wear leather boots and marry young cute blonde amazon girls.


On the other hand, we could have the our base on the moon and serve drinks at the alien bar.

This thread was removed by a concerned Staff member on the 14th while I was on the road. As long as this stays within the TAC I don't see problem with it, so it's back.

Carry on and please don't spill anything on the floor.

Springer...

Originally posted by johnlear
We will be worshipping pole dancers.

Verily, verily thou hast spoken.

When do we start?

I am 100% behind pole dancers.

And I'm fine with worshipping them....