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stroke your ego!!!

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posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 12:02 PM
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ladies and gents of bts, this thread is for people who just KNOW they posses some superior quality.

are you extremlely gifted in a particular school subject? get in here and brag about it!

are you extremley good at a particular sport? get in here and brag about it!

(guys) do you have incredible success with the ladies? get in here and brag about!

(gals) do other women envy your natural beauty? again, get in here and brag about it!!

now on to my boasting. i possess superior swag aka swagger. (for all the non hipsters i'll provide you with a definition of swag)

swagger (v.) To walk or conduct oneself with an insolent or arrogant air; strut.

i LOVE to walk into a room with my swag in full effect. i just love it. my head is always in the air and i love to sneer at those who look disgusted by my grade A swag. the ladies also love the swag. ladies love the swag because it intrigues them. when they see incredible swag like mine, they think "hmmm he must have it going on. i want him to come talk to me" in saying that, my track record with the women has been monumental. but enough about me cause i could go on forever.

everybody else it's your turn. get in here and give yourself some props.




posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 12:19 PM
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i pwn all you noobs.



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 12:23 PM
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[edit on 13-1-2008 by Disgustipated]



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 12:40 PM
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lolz

[edit on 13-1-2008 by Lysergic]



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 01:08 PM
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Nice thread.

I was the baddest running back to play the game. I was all-american when I played at JC. Due to one bad decision and 2 season ending injuries, my football life was over.

LT is the closest rb that resembles me.



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 02:22 PM
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Originally posted by Disgustipated



[edit on 13-1-2008 by Disgustipated]


^^^^would probably rather be discussing britney spears or something.



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 09:25 PM
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Thank you so much LordInfamous.

I would like to brag about how incredibly modest I am.

To have such a wide array of talents, yet never feel the compulsion to mention any of them.



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 10:04 PM
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Me me me me me me me...

Did I forget to mention myself?



posted on Jan, 14 2008 @ 03:54 PM
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i can dig it.



posted on Jan, 14 2008 @ 04:52 PM
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I'm the most humble person on the planet.



posted on Jan, 14 2008 @ 06:25 PM
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give me a plane, some eighty missiles and I win






posted on Jan, 16 2008 @ 11:07 PM
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