Skylanterns cannot :
Hoover on one position for a long time
Do impossible moves at high speeds
Change in size
Fly in formation
Be chased by military planes
Appear and re-appear in existance
Show up on radar
Be visually recorded from/in space
Now we have the denial list complete.
Flying with superspeed thru the clouds@ o hare airport.
Flying formation in 2 groups for 10 minutes long.
Which pulsates and moves from left to right.
William Colby , William Cooper and so many more.
Passing a passenger jet at level flight opposite direction.
In a triangle shape with 4 glowing energy generators beneath moving slow or fast with no sound.
Doing a dance in the sky while chased by jetfighters.
Just doesn't exist:
When a airline pilot describes on radio 300 feet long cilindrical object with a strobe which moves counterclockwise flying very close next to him.
I just saw a UFO but i don't believe in ufos because of my religion.
I don't believe in UFOs because i don't wanna loose my job. Personally i am very interested in UFOs or Psychic Phenomenom PRIVATELY
Doing a smooth right angle turn while doing 20.000 miles an hour.
And now!!! New!!!
Lanterns: Changing colors while doubling in size. Now at your local store.
Am i too cynical?
[edit on 11-1-2008 by abovetech]