posted on Jan, 6 2008 @ 03:36 AM
If you actually hate on Chuck that's pathetic. He did, as everyone knows, learn from the master.
Here's a few rare but good ones:
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst
mistake anyone has ever made.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck
Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.