Your FAVORITE Chuck Norris fact?

I couldnt help but notice that Chuck Norris was behind Mike Huckabee when he was giving hes victory speech in Iowa, which made me think.....hmmmm perhaps Mike didnt won!........... CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse kicked the results in his favor!!!

Anyone has a favorite Chuck Norris fact... if you dont know what Im talking about....

Chuck Norris Facts

You can also be original and create you own but no cheating!! I know!! I have them all memorized by now.



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Chuck Norris doesn't use "bathroom tissue".

Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris dose. (That's someones sig line - don't remember who!)

Also... He got to work with the greatest Martial Artist this planet has ever known.

And Finally... He couldn't act for toffee!

MonKey

" There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, it's another fist."

"Peter Griffith" Family Guy

Funny show, great episode...

Semper

Originally posted by ChiKeyMonKey
And Finally... He couldn't act for toffee!

MonKey

Chuck doesn't act!!, those a real life accounts that are intended to document his life story!

You should see the TOP SECRET stuff! You be amazed!

Originally posted by Bunch

Originally posted by ChiKeyMonKey
And Finally... He couldn't act for toffee!

MonKey

Chuck doesn't act!!, those a real life accounts that are intended to document his life story!

You should see the TOP SECRET stuff! You be amazed!

I just peed a little in my pants!

Too funny!

MonKey

This is one of my favorites:

" When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."

Chuck had to roundhouse kick me in the face in order for me to stop laughing!

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Chuck Norris has the power to bring a man back to life with his roundhouse.. before killing him again.

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Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.

Chuck Norris once attempted round house kicking Jet Li. His leg broke when it connected with the television, then he fell and broke his hip.

i hate chuck norris

In the very near future Chuck Norris will devote a whole 3 seconds of his valuable time to kick Bodruls ass.

Then he will visit the dentist to have his nashers shined!!

Did you see them on the tele behind that political bloke, like shiny! OMG!

The teeth of a champion... Red Rum would've been proud.

MonKey

When the boogey-man goes to sleep at night, he check his closet...for Chuck Norris.

My little "Chuckie", tough as nails, is just like the other Hollywood groupies out there who lean towards the Democrats.

How do we like him now!!!!

There are no extinct species, Just those that Chuck Norris has allowed to live

Keep things under a PG Rating here guys.



Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits!

reply to post by ChiKeyMonKey


idid have a fact for that but it would get removed because it insults you and chuck at the same time.



Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.


Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his ******** is extremely loose.

Chuck Norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days.


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Why you have to come here and diss CHUCK man?! Chuck has done nothing to you, in fact he doesnt even know you....... but if he did......he would roundhouse kick you so HARD that you in fact will be the FIRST human being to travel the STARS!!!

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He could try but
if i was him i would be worried that the OSTEOGENESIS IMPERFECTA doesnt get the better of him and have his legs just crack.



the disease i am talking about
www.google.co.uk...


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Someone is SO scared of Chuck!

Chuck eats hedgehogs for fun and craps them out whole while whistling dixie!

MonKey

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He tells you what time it is