Ordering a PIzza In 2008

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posted on Feb, 10 2004 @ 10:46 AM
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Ordering A Pizza In 2008

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national
ID number?"

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat
Special pizzas."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high
blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll
like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right . Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids,
sir. Your total is $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your
car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up.

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got
a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
from offering free soda to diabetics."




posted on Feb, 10 2004 @ 10:47 AM
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hehe, ya, I've seen that before. It's amusing. If that were to happen, talk about wanting to throttle the operator.



posted on Feb, 10 2004 @ 07:14 PM
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LOL thats the funniest thing I'd be laughing my ass off if that happened to me, but as long as they keep you healthy, good post guy




posted on Feb, 10 2004 @ 07:19 PM
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Thats pretty good. Isnt it BTS material though?



posted on Feb, 10 2004 @ 07:21 PM
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No just wave your arm over the portable implant commercial exchange reader or PICER (I made it up), and all your troubles will vanish.



posted on Feb, 10 2004 @ 07:26 PM
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Neo what will it do slice my wrist or what?



posted on Feb, 14 2004 @ 07:39 PM
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OMG! thats just too funny
! I mean it could happen....Maybe even sooner the '08....Because it seems that we are headed towrds that.



posted on Feb, 14 2004 @ 08:24 PM
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now thats my kind of pizza parlor, less work for me, more time to flame ATS.
it seems very, for lack of other pop reference, 'minority reportish', which would be sweet as hell. maybe a little big brother, but, hey, i aint done much illegal yet, so im fine. sides, anythign illegal will be under the counter (UTC?), and out of the system, cameras and all.

gravity knives for all!



posted on Feb, 15 2004 @ 06:59 AM
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That sounds like radio shack. If you buy anything there they want your whole life history and can pull it up the next time you come in.



posted on Feb, 15 2004 @ 07:15 AM
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I don't think it's funny.

I've already been confronted to a situation like that one and I didn't like it.
The guy in front of me knew too much things about me. And he wasn't a cop, just an electric company employee.

I really thought that I was going to kill him and I think he understood it cuz suddenly he told me " Ok, I'll fix the problem Sir. "



posted on Feb, 15 2004 @ 08:48 AM
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Originally posted by ultra_phoenix
I don't think it's funny.

I've already been confronted to a situation like that one and I didn't like it.
The guy in front of me knew too much things about me. And he wasn't a cop, just an electric company employee.

I really thought that I was going to kill him and I think he understood it cuz suddenly he told me " Ok, I'll fix the problem Sir. "


way to deal with the situation man.
no, i just think that it really will be helpful. so, they no ur life, honestly, that stuff is already out in the domain, they jsut never have it. ur criminal record, past purchases, thats all legally public. ur doctoral reecords, no, that wont happen because its illegal for them to discuss, but most of its legal, possible, and helpful. some dude tells me i shudnt eat the pepperoni pizza cuz ill die, ill think twice. i may still order it, but id think.



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 03:27 PM
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Hey It's only a matter of time. Especally if Bush get re-elected again.



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 03:30 PM
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yeah, but see, at least id have that damn pizza by now!


and yes, i am actually waiting for a pizza



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 03:41 PM
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I don't think it will get quite that extreme, but not far off.

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Customer: (walking down the street - cellphone rings)

Customer: Hello?

Caller: Hello, this is Chinese Express. Would you like to try our $5.99 lunch special?

Customer: Ummm...no thanks.

Caller: Ok, well thank you and have a nice day.
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Customer: (further down the street - ring)

Customer: Hello?

Caller2: Hi there! This is Bob's Pants Emporium. Today we are selling Levi's at half price.

Customer: No thanks...
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All possible due to GPS locating cellphones. I have actually read about plans to do something like this one day. You are outside a store, and they call you. THINK about it...



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 04:07 PM
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If in 2008 I can not order what ever type of pizza i want, I will be pissed off. I would have some fun with the operator.



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 06:19 PM
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Like some high school attending Pizza Hut employee would ever go through all that nonsense.



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 06:25 PM
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hehheh... I'll have to take some pizza companies to court in 2008.



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 08:50 PM
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Originally posted by gravriderX
hehheh... I'll have to take some pizza companies to court in 2008.

lol, nah, theyd already have seen ur case, ur lawyers, their credibilities, and their arguements before you even appeared in court, so theyd throw it out before you even got to them.





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