Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck"

Do you THINK you are a REDNECK? Has anyone ever CALLED you a REDNECK? Well, I have just put up a series of SIX EPISODES of Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck" with material courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy. I have also included my Cyber Redneck bit I did in response to someone who couldn't take a joke about the language used on my original Three Amigos Interview before the ATS MIX Show. Everything is CLEAN except the last one "I AM A Cyber Redneck" which has a couple of F BOMBS.

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 1 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 2 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 3 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 4 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 5 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 6 of 6"

WARNING - CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE - LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

Dave Rabbit's "I AM A Cyber Redneck"

WARNING - CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE - LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

[edit on 5/10/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

lol i did dig u my backyard once found a model A buried.

i use the phrase "ifin you wantah" ...as honey ifin you wantah go eat dinner at kfc youz best get off the crapper and common.

but i know i am a redneck ...say it like a badge of honor

He he, I like it...

...You might be a redneck if you have ever tried to dynomite a fire ant (oh scuze me, that would be "fayer ayunt) nest, is that one on there?

[edit on 20-10-2008 by asmeone2]

I only like beverages from a can especially beer from a can.There is nothing better than tasting a cold beer from a can...Am I a redneck?

reply to post by Dave Rabbit

Redneck house boat:


Yeehaaw-Y´all come on down to the house boat so we can watch Deliverance on Betamax video!

[edit on 02/10/08 by karl 12]

Mr. Rabbit sir.....how dare you dishonor the heritage of the peoples of the great southern states. I and my compatriates hold you in the highest of contempt. Why, if I weren't a gentleman I'd whip you within an inch of your life....

Or we could just do shots of Old Millwater until one of us blows grits on the other....

The General

[edit on 10-12-2008 by NGC2736]

you all may be a redneck if you fish with du pont spinners.

you are a redneck if you have sunk your fishing boat with a du pont spinner.

[edit on 10-12-2008 by ANNED]