Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck", page 1

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Topic started on 2-1-2008 @ 02:48 PM by Dave Rabbit

Do you THINK you are a REDNECK? Has anyone ever CALLED you a REDNECK? Well, I have just put up a series of SIX EPISODES of Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck" with material courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy. I have also included my Cyber Redneck bit I did in response to someone who couldn't take a joke about the language used on my original Three Amigos Interview before the ATS MIX Show. Everything is CLEAN except the last one "I AM A Cyber Redneck" which has a couple of F BOMBS.

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 1 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 2 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 3 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 4 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 5 of 6"

Dave Rabbit's "You Might Be A Redneck Part 6 of 6"

WARNING - CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE - LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

Dave Rabbit's "I AM A Cyber Redneck"

WARNING - CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE - LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

[edit on 5/10/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

reply posted on 21-9-2008 @ 03:48 PM by beforetime

lol i did dig u my backyard once found a model A buried.

i use the phrase "ifin you wantah" ...as honey ifin you wantah go eat dinner at kfc youz best get off the crapper and common.

but i know i am a redneck ...say it like a badge of honor

reply posted on 20-10-2008 @ 11:01 PM by asmeone2

He he, I like it...

...You might be a redneck if you have ever tried to dynomite a fire ant (oh scuze me, that would be "fayer ayunt) nest, is that one on there?

[edit on 20-10-2008 by asmeone2]

reply posted on 12-11-2008 @ 07:54 PM by cmd18B

I only like beverages from a can especially beer from a can.There is nothing better than tasting a cold beer from a can...Am I a redneck?

reply posted on 13-11-2008 @ 05:31 AM by karl 12

reply to post by Dave Rabbit

Redneck house boat:

Yeehaaw-Y´all come on down to the house boat so we can watch Deliverance on Betamax video!

[edit on 02/10/08 by karl 12]

reply posted on 5-12-2008 @ 10:50 AM by GeneralLee

Mr. Rabbit sir.....how dare you dishonor the heritage of the peoples of the great southern states. I and my compatriates hold you in the highest of contempt. Why, if I weren't a gentleman I'd whip you within an inch of your life....

Or we could just do shots of Old Millwater until one of us blows grits on the other....

reply posted on 10-12-2008 @ 07:46 PM by NGC2736

The following is my opinion as a member participating in this discussion.

Your wife might be a redneck if she thinks a fancy dinner is one where there's a fork and a spoon at a place setting.

You might be a redneck if you have a calender with NASCAR race dates highlighted.

You might be a redneck if if you have ever had to borrow store bought teeth for a fancy dinner.

You might be a redneck if you find any of these things funny.

As an ATS Staff Member, I will not moderate in threads such as this where I have participated as a member.

[edit on 10-12-2008 by NGC2736]

reply posted on 10-12-2008 @ 07:52 PM by ANNED

you all may be a redneck if you fish with du pont spinners.

you are a redneck if you have sunk your fishing boat with a du pont spinner.

[edit on 10-12-2008 by ANNED]

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