posted on Jan, 2 2008 @ 12:08 AM
Hello people of 2008,
my name is Xenexa. I am a Chrononaut with Planet Nebula Sector #27's (earth "countries" in my time are divided into sector numbers. sector #27 is
located in what you currently call "california, arizona, nevada, oregon") Time Travel Task Force in the year 2212. I was sent, along with two
others, to 2008 to observe more about the planets past, as the great earth quakes of 2111 destroyed most of the planets historical records other than
what you called The Music Television Network's master tapes. I was especially excited to be able to travel to your year because it is when "the
great Heidi & Lauren war of The Hills" took place, this was one of my favorite historical events to study in school when I was a young girl. I am
also excited about being in your year, because it was around this year that miniature equines became common habitat pets, though I have yet to observe
any 2008 humans with miniature equines as habitat pets, is the historical document of "robert and big" incorrect?
I could go on and on for hours about all of the curious things of your year of time. Can someone explain to me what Starbucks is, as we have always
assumed due to the word "bucks" in the title, which if i am not mistaken in your year of time meant an amount of monetary wealth, that it was some
sort of banking establishment. I also do not understand why your mother/entertainer Britney Spears is looked down on so on this television that I
have seen while here in your year of time for her shaving her head in your last year of time, as this is common fashion in my year of time.
I am very excited that in your year in time I can wear clothing made of cotton, as in my year of time, we must wear clothing made of plastics and
vinyls because it is very wet and a lot of us live in amphibious habitats.
I hope to make many friends in your year of 2008, and learn much to tell those back in my year.
Xenexa Espar, Chrononaut 1st Order Sector #27 Time Travel Task Force