posted on Jan, 22 2009 @ 08:27 PM
Disclaimer: I'm a theist but not of the Abrahamic faiths. I have minor biblical scholar and scriptural skills. Also I am not a scientific/legal or
medical expert in any field. Beware of my Contagious Memes! & watch out that you don't get cut on my Occams razor.All of this is my personal
conjecture and should not be considered the absolute or most definitive state of things as they really are. Use this information at your own risk! I
accept no liability if your ideology comes crashing down around you with accompanying consequences!
Warning: Later parts of this post may contain sarcasm!
Explanation: Seagull? Spacecraft? or UFO? ....Well I 100% contend IT CAN'T be anything except a "possible" UFO, for the following collective of
1) The "Object" (ah proof of the O in UFO!
) in question is too out of focus to be identified (ah...so its UNIDENTIFIED
the U in UFO) but it doesn't appear to be a cut and paste job and the area surrounding sure looks like sky (even if you jump you ARE flying if only
up and down and for less than a second!). Being "apparently" naturally aerial in nature i consider this to be an overt act of flying (ah
finally...the F in UFO).
So we have all three letters of UFO being embodied by the subject in question! Anybody care to refute or endorse this position?
(Warning Sarcasm to follow)...
As to the validity of the whole picture, well I have some serious doubts...I mean COME ON PEOPLE can't you see that since the UFO is blurry and sorta
outa focus 100% conclusively proves it is the ONLY REAL thing in the entire picture. Because any picture NOT taken by an 18th Century AD camera
obscura is clearly an illusion created by a magical device invented by the Illuminati to mislead us. Therefore the entire rest of the picture being of
extremely high quality MUST BE entirely CGI. As to being 2 miles away, well thats complete [Expletive Deleted]
as I measured it with my arm
(an empirical test...I suggest you try it
) and guess what! Its exactly my arms length away from my POV (the distance to my monitor) so I
don't know where you guys and gals are coming from?
Personal Disclosure: I used to use a tin can phone for my old mobile but some Amish bloke sold me a new wireless version for 100 space credits...
Check it out here....
(End of Sarcasm!).