A criteria for a valid UFO footage

1. A video resolution must not exceed 320x240
2. Video has to be blurry and out of focus
3. Cameraman's hands have to be shaking
4. No sound
5. No point of reference, so we can't tell its size

Feel free to continue and...HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Originally posted by Breadfan
1. A video resolution must not exceed 320x240
2. Video has to be blurry and out of focus
3. Cameraman's hands have to be shaking
4. No sound
5. No point of reference, so we can't tell its size

Feel free to continue and...HAPPY NEW YEAR!

6. Lossy compression which reduces the quality of the video at least of 85%
7. Only white dots on black background and black dots on white background allowed
8. Max. duration 10 seconds
9. No witnesses
10. No media coverage

11 - no accurate date / time provided
12 - no accurate location provided
13 - no accurate bearing and azimuth provided

14 Look at evidence that exceeds any UFO picture or movie. If you don't, don't complain about the pictures.

15 Seriously spend time with declassified documents and studies before complaining about bad images.

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Applying a little statistical probability, those characteristics are more likely to be a genuine sighting than a high definition version mounted on a tripod with a funky surround sound backing track.

I know we all want the latter one but wouldn't it be a little suspect for the photographer to be so prepared for a once-in-a-lifetime event?

Just managing to get the lense cap off the camera would be a good effort under stress.

16. Has to be CGIed.

17. Must include very bad acting with fake surprise and someone saying the words "oh golly gosh look at that!"

18. If using a model then make sure you use the thickest rope you can find so we can all see how it flys.

19. Pretend the CIA is after you.

20. Film videos of CIA vans chasing after you with words like "DHL" and "Ice Cream" on the side of the van.

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Entice viewers who have no experience in what they're looking at and claiming this is something the government keeps taking down on various websites. (as one thread here managed to do)

( With so many hoaxters out there and internet credibility ruined, people won't believe it when they see the real thing anyway. It's a mind game of self doubt, distrust and paranoia. People are so predictable.)

21. Make sure you never come to ATS to support your claim.

Becker

Originally posted by Breadfan
1. A video resolution must not exceed 320x240
2. Video has to be blurry and out of focus
3. Cameraman's hands have to be shaking
4. No sound
5. No point of reference, so we can't tell its size

Feel free to continue and...HAPPY NEW YEAR!

i agree with this guy 100%. come with it or don't come at all this year!!! no more of the above crap. may I ad one more thing. no more stupid F'n music behind your movies. we don't need soundtracks people, we need proof.