posted on Mar, 4 2009 @ 06:17 PM
E_B, is it possible for you to put into words the smell of Armenians.
Sorry....I missed this but would certainly like to answer. Can I put the smell into words? I think so...
Okay...now let's see if I can create the right imagery. It's sort of a combination of Campbell's Minestrone soup mixed with vinegar, sweaty man
underwear and hard boiled eggs. It gets worse the longer said Armenian ferments and goes without bathing.
Generally, it's the women that have this issue mostly. Combine it with a decision to not wear deoderant and you really have a problem on your hands.
When my first wife (100% Armenian and born in Beirut) and I separated, she moved in with her mother. Before I sold the house, I was sleeping in the
same king sized bed. My new lover at the time who is now my wife, her dog wouldn't even sleep on my ex's side of the bed. Even with new sheets,
pillow cases, etc. That funk went deep into the mattress and the mattress was only about a year old at that time.
EDIT to add: I was still drinking when I met and married the first wife.
EDIT to also add: You know there is something really wrong when the dry cleaning comes back and her stuff STILL reeks!
[edit on 5-3-2009 by Excitable_Boy]