posted on Dec, 21 2007 @ 10:42 AM
So I was sittin here doin' some thinkin' and stuff. So I says to myself, Self? What the heck is happenin' and stuff?
Huh?
What?
Like I'm feelin' kinda funny and stuff.....
Hmmmmmmmmmm...................
This time of year is always full of crowds, traffic, pushy shoppers fighting to grab the last of one particular item, men with panic in their eyes as
they realize they only have a day or two left to do their shopping........ Yep, good times.............
Huh?
C'mon!
What the heck?
Like I'm feelin' somethin' and stuff........
Can't put my finger on it.............
Hmmmmmmm................
C'mon brain! You better be doin' some good thinkin' and stuff, or I'm gonna stare into the Shiny nose of the Rudolph on my front lawn for an hour
and give you a sunburn................
Hmmmmmm..........
Wait! I got it!
I'm like Ebeneezer Scrooge and stuff! I found the spirit!
Yeah!
Like I have an extra angel lookin' down on me from above and stuff!
And like I have another angel as well.
Hmmmmmmmm.......... and like I have a little dude who believes in me entirely, and can't wait for Sant to come and visit. There is NOTHING that is
cooler than that! We spread out the reindeer food on the front lawn, leave cookies and milk for Santa, read The Night Before Christmas, and put him to
bed.
'Needs Assembly'.
The scariest word in the world of toys...............
'Needs Assembly'. *Shivers*
Yep, like I'm gonna be up til the wee hours puttin' together his toys and stuff. YEAH! Like I put on the Christmas Story marathon, crack open a nice
bottle of whatever and embibe. Then I sit in front of the fire, and assemble away.
Why is it that there is always at least one thing that doesn't line up as it's supposed to when doin' the assembly and stuff?
You know? This makes me do some more thinkin' and stuff.
Cursin' and stuff.
People complain about it. Hmmmmm................
Let's see I can be sayin' 'flippin flappin mutha flippin sum a bchn piece of doody....'
Or I could be gettin out my sledge hammer and crushin that toy to bits and stuff.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...........
So then after everything is put together, and laid out under the tree, and I've removed the cookies and milk, I make a couple of 'footprints' out
of black colored sugar leading from the fireplace to the Christmas Tree.
Then like I'll pour myself one more drink, sit down and watch a little bit of television before my little Dude comes rumblin' in like a freight
train!
Yep. I'm feelin' the spirit. I'm like all warm and fuzzy and stuff.
Happy Holidays everyone!