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New Secret Weapon revealed in time for the Holidays


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Topic started on 20-12-2007 @ 10:04 PM by zorgon


Just dragged you all in here to wish you a HAPPY HOLIDAY to you and yours no matter where you are...

And this shows that no matter where we spend our time, there can be a moment to enjoy the good spirit...

New Weapon in Iraq?

HO HO HO and FIRE AWAY>>>>>

image source: http://www.blackfive.net/photos/uncategorized/34294.jpg


What I want to know is where did they find those Antlers?

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reply posted on 20-12-2007 @ 10:51 PM by tezzajw


What's that 'orb' in the sky just right of centre?

It can't be a sleigh with stealth capabilities in the middle of changing it's orbital inclination using He3 fuel, can it?



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reply posted on 20-12-2007 @ 10:52 PM by _Phoenix_



Originally posted by tezzajw
What's that 'orb' in the sky just right of centre?

It can't be a sleigh with stealth capabilities in the middle of changing it's orbital inclination using He3 fuel, can it?

The north pole.



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reply posted on 20-12-2007 @ 10:56 PM by W3RLIED2


Thats the Shadow. Nifty little outfit, and launching system
Shadow UAV

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reply posted on 20-12-2007 @ 11:55 PM by weedwhacker


Thanks...I needed a good laugh...

I can hardly type, chuckling as I go...but a funny picture, nonetheless.

See, I'm not a stiff Engilish teacher...never taught English at all, to tell the truth. Taught plently of people to fly, though...except for one, had to send that one away and tell him/her 'never try to fly an airplane'.

What's scary is, that same person probably, to this day, can operate a car.

Wonder if Santa has a current medical? OH, ho ho ho, he has a waiver!!!

Alright, in case you didn't notice, tongue is (sometimes) firmly in cheek. Best to all, and to all, a 'Good Night'!

[edit to add...forgot to mention this post was in response to Zorgon's post...]

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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 12:03 AM by W3RLIED2


Really folks c'mon...... Santa's got 9 reindeer



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 12:09 AM by seawolf197


You got a laugh out loud!

How funny, and a very happy holidays to you.

Go Navy, and others!



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 12:17 AM by Alxandro


When in Iraq, always good to have a backup plan.

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Merry Christmas Y'all



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 12:32 AM by weedwhacker


Yup, W3EWLIED2...

Sorry if I mangled your name. Right, nine reindeer. Everyone tends to forget about Olive. You know, it's in the song... "..Olive, the other reindeer..."

Come on, you all knew this already, didn't ya?




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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 02:31 AM by krill


that pic of santa on the flying carpet being passed by a jet made me laugh so hard i almost spewed mountain dew out my nose thanxs for that.



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 02:53 AM by cockadoodledo


Zorgon has finaly discovered the truth...

Merry Christmas Zorgon, and all the ATS elfs.



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 03:36 AM by gps777


Ahh so its a spy plane that santa uses to know who`s been naughty or nice,so for the mischievous next time an aircraft goes over head make sure your behaving yourselves and you`ll be sweet for next Christmas.

Have a good one all.



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 03:52 AM by Sth Hemisphere


Love the photo . I wonder if Santa has got Stealth Mode built into that



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 05:22 AM by IgnoreTheFacts


Guys, it's fake. The shadows are all wrong



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 07:17 AM by tombangelta


yeah god bless the troops out in Iraq and Afghanistan.


Whilst bush sits with his retarded children and murderer wife stuffing there faces these guys are at risk of being killed.

I hope i live long enough to see the criminal elite brought to justice by the great people of this world.



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 11:05 AM by Donoso


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Dude, you're totally right. It's obviously CGI. Look at the freaking coloring! We all know Santa wears GREEN not RED. This is a freaking hoax.

Happy holidays.



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 11:22 AM by buddhasystem



Originally posted by krill
that pic of santa on the flying carpet being passed by a jet made me laugh so hard i almost spewed mountain dew out my nose thanxs for that.


Ditto

I love the IL-62 in that postcard, complete with the Soviet logo on the fin. There is plenty of footage of that plane in YouTube.



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 12:16 PM by housegroove23


Thats awesome. LOL

Thanks for that Zorgon, its about time someone posted something to loosen us up. We could all use some humor every now and then.

I was wanting to comment on your avatar by the way, I like.....Very festive.

Have a HAPPY HOLIDAY'S and a MERRY CHRISTMAS.



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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 12:19 PM by zorgon



Originally posted by W3RLIED2
Really folks c'mon...... Santa's got 9 reindeer


Well that is true... but the problem is that he had a little accident up in that Great White North.... I mean architects just don't think of the important things...

So sometimes you have to make do with what you got




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reply posted on 21-12-2007 @ 12:52 PM by Blaine91555



Originally posted by tezzajw
What's that 'orb' in the sky just right of centre?


Thats a compression artifact encrusted bird reflection from a light leak into the lense element

Merry Christmas Zorgon



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