posted on Dec, 20 2007 @ 12:11 PM
While I don't agree with the OP that all American women are pigs, some very much are, the same can be said about American men.
Personally I like to compare women to different types of foods, some are sweet like honey, some are hot and juicy like prime rib, some are dry like
hard pretzels, some will burn you like hot pockets if you try to eat em to soon. Some are squishy like oysters, some stink like onions, some have the
IQ of a turnip, some are old like a prude, oops I meant prune. Some are strong like sauerkraut, some are giving like beans, some are comforting like
chocolate, some are tangy like bbq sauce, and of course, Some are Just Fine like fine wine.
But always remember, like my dad always told me, there are thousands of catfish in the water and millions of stars in the sky.
All women are not all the same, they are each there own delicate flower, so don't get made when you try to pick them, and there stem breaks, or you
get pricked by a thorn.
this may be the dumbest thing I have ever written!!