How do you get a job in area 51.?
When i get in to collge i plan to studdy astronomy and physic--Astrophysics and mayb sumethin else would this get me in to area 51?

Perhaps a solid foundation in grammar, syntax, and vocabulary might be a better beginning for you.

Join the Air Force.

Seriously.

That won't GUARANTEE you a job there, but you could apply for Dulce. You'll need some good tech skills (or to be part of the military police) and will need to score very high on your ASFAB to be sure you get the posts you want.

Once in, you'll have to have a top-notch record in your area, and be able to get security clearances.

Then you can request Dulce. I'm not sure how much of a turnover there is out there, but you can look and see what's out there.

Civilian workers are also used and they have a job posting somewhere. However, they're carefully screened as well and you do need a good education.

Leaving this forum would also be wise, I don't think "they" like it that you are active on conspiracy message boards...
if you want to be a test pilot, you should have to become a naval aviator.
And like Byrd said, you'll need some good tech skills...

Security...though those working out at the base likely are ex-military, ex-police. That's if you wanted to go the guard route....

If it's more as a scientist, then getting hired by Lockheed after college, would be your best bet, or even some of the other government contractors (though Lockheed seems to get more of the stealth contracts)

As a pilot, definitely only after a long, distinguished career in the Air Force.

LOL i got a bit of a funny story about the whole Area 51 job deal. I contacted the Dod recently and asked them what steps i would need to go about to get a job there. They gave me a number to contact. I called and the lady there said i cant give you any information...over the phone...maybe in person someday. She then told me to contact the DoD again and tell them that they gave me the wrong number. So I once again contacted the DoD and within a week or so i got another responce from them...with another number to call. I called it and it was an automated base locator for Nellis, i tried all the names i could think they would call it, none with success, so i held for the operator and said i would like the number for Groom Lake Base please. He lauged and said excuse me. I said i dont find this funny and i find you laughing at me rude, the DoD recently contacted me with this number to call for information reguarding a job at the base. He said well...................(big pause).........i cant help you. Then he hung up the phone on me. I contacted the DoD AGAIN and said listin im tired of you giving me the runabout...i have asked you 2 times and this is my third...how can i get a job at area 51... sooo a month later they responded (and this still cracks me up) "You can contact a military recruiter for when you are of age (18)" "Good luck with everything and have a happy and safe New Year's Day!"

If you want a job at Area 51 you have to take these steps...
1. Write a book or column or something expressing interest in government control methods while including some special skills and other abilities that would cause most people to think that you are extremly gifted.

Repeat Number 1. often and periodically

2. DO NOT Join the military under any branch. Area 51 is primarily an area to which they insist on severing all ties with the government's military branches for plausible deniability purposes. Although this area in mostly mandated by military... Information kept within and amoungst its employees are strictly kept inept because of too many leaks within the governement.

3. DO NOT join any association that studies Aliens. Area 51 is commonly known for its "alien" activity but is reserved for the scientific study of Multi-technilogical conversions and if you were studying a single aspect of the areas normality then they would concider you to be biased and most likely to stray from its secrecy. The study of something is to find the truth in something. If your goal was to openly study and release your knowledge on aliens then why would Area 51 concider you not to be a security risk?

4. DONT attempt to Join area 51. The Ranch does not accept applications, otherwise it would not be denying its own existance. Duh.

5. The Ranch is of the most suffisticated secrecy and servailance capabilities in the world and like to balance on plausible deniability Just like the NSAs secret servailance techniques thatmonitor everyday individuals over airwave, telephone lines etc.. and at the same time the NSA denys all this just the same. Would it not be intelligent to assume that they are all somehow connected? Therefore, Your secrecy abilities and knowledge of them should be obvious. We all know that telephone conversations are flagged apon certain keywords but did you know that so is open speech of any kind. The Government has the ability to hear every word spoken in the privacy of your own home with the mere use of laser technology from space or even localy. A simple laser pointed at your window can monitor the vibrations and send the signals back to be converted back into sound. You can whisper in a closet if you want but it is no more secret than standing on your front lawn and yelling it. these open speech patterns are also flagged just like the phone calls are.

Last but not least.... Dont even think about it. Chances are, even if you were exactly what the area 51 was looking for... They could care less because there are a million more just like you.

Get a high level clearance job with one of the fallowing companies:

Walkenhut Security: they provide security for Area 51

EG&G: has Many research contracts at the base

Lockheed Martian Skunk Works: Major Aerospace contractor at the base

Nothrop Grumman Advanced Systems Division: 2nd Major Aerospace contractor at the base; Lockheed's main compeditors (specialize in stealth or electronics)

My research indicates that More then 1/2 of Northrop Grumman's current buisness is from highly Classified contracts.

Tim
ATS Director of Counter-Ignorance

That thing about contacting a military recruiter is correct of course (btw did you tell them your age?). I wonder though how all those hundreds of people they shuttle with the janets got their "jobs". Among them might be officers, technicians, clerks, construction workers, cleaners, cooks...

Just probability and chance. Of course all of the above options that have already been listed can qualify you for the job, the people they choose will be at random depending on strict guidelines. It is most likely that many of the people who were hired were not let known about it until a group of men showed up and say "Please come with us sir, were [insert secret agency here] and would like to have a word with you. Please accompany us to the car outside to discuss this matter further. We insist " After through interogations and interviews the person reluctantly accepts this wonderful offer for their own good and that of the country. I have heard that they will seek out individuals with families in order to keep the job low profile for the safety of his/her own family. Knowing things liek this, is it even worth getting a job there? You can kiss your personal life goodbye and I am sure they will monitor every aspect of your life. The only chances these people give are the first thing they said to you. We can be sure the first sign of you talking will result in mysterious dissapearance, accidental death, deemed mentally unstable and committed to an asylum, or framed of a violent crime and sentenced to life in prison.

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Originally posted by Winston Smith
Perhaps a solid foundation in grammar, syntax, and vocabulary might be a better beginning for you.

I would assume that they do a substantial background check that would include looking into your internet activity. They would notice red flags such as threads started on conspiracy sites asking how to get a job.

"They would notice red flags such as threads started on conspiracy sites asking how to get a job."

No. I post from secure areas all the time. Nobody pays attention to this site, except sometimes we have a hearty laugh at the nonsense published here.

If you have a skill they need and a security clearance, they will find you.

Originally posted by Kigga
How do you get a job in area 51.?
When i get in to collge i plan to studdy astronomy and physic--Astrophysics and mayb sumethin else would this get me in to area 51?

Apply to a company called EE&G special projects. I think it is based out of either new mexico or nevada.
Send them your cover letter and resume. If you are considered a candidate, they will send you a lengthy application to fill-out and an interesting booklet about there comapny and what their company does. (This is as far as I got with my application).

If they are further interested, I am sure they will contact you and give you a 'thorough' background check. I have a secret security clearance, so I thought this was an advantage but no avail.

Good luck!!!!

First i dont believe anyone here will ever work for the so called Area 51. I called it so called because it is named something else and no matter what name you call it it can never exist, even if you did get a job since it doesnt exist you and family members could be at risk if you were to ever speak of it or any of the many of the other secret area jobs. It takes extreme intelligence in many fields to be approached and invited to work at these places by people representing them, and still theirs many tests you must pass even to get a low level job. Its all part of security, they will know everything their is to know about you and some of your family members. You may want to consider knowing your way around a computer very well and networking especially electro magnetism and magnetic propulsion and all theory's surrounding the subjects as well as extremely advanced physics far beyond what most colleges teach. The technology they are experimenting with is far beyond what most humans believe is real are even possible. Things beyond whats even in some of the sci-fi movies. I recommend not trying to tresspass on the property, they will know your their before getting a mile are more to the base, and by the way they do know when you try hikeing in from the back side. if lucky all that will happen is you'll be escorted back off, but caution is a must, some that tresspassed never returned......... But good luck on trying to get a job, really cool things is being done and tested their as well as a few other supposedly secret areas.

You'd have to get recruited into Area 51, and the background check they'd do would be so extensive that they would find if you ever had the slightest plan of actually "getting in there" and you would then not be considered for the job.

If they want you, they will find you. And and here is the simple truth:

1. The clearance levels enforced today are due to the fact: The average American populace cannot imagine/comprehend the level of technology dealt with in the development of defense weapons of this nation. (Better have no skeletons in your closet)
2. Have a PHd to begin with. (Mathematics, Physics)
3. I hope to god you are a patriot.

PS: Please, will those folks who assume to "know" how to retain a certain line of work by sharing your expertise on this website, please demonstrate proper grammar and spelling.

Good luck, and godspeed.

My username says it all.


Getting a job there is easier than you think, it's all in my signature.

PS: Please, will those folks who assume to "know" how to retain a certain line of work by sharing your expertise on this website, please demonstrate proper grammar and spelling.

hahahahahaha i agree.