posted on Dec, 11 2007 @ 12:51 AM
reply to post by TKainZero
"For a non-believer there will never be enough proof….for the believers, there is an abundance!!"
“And behold! Lo, I beheld a pale sauce, and Ragu was its name, and it slopped across generic vermicelli and great was the wailing of the people when
it didn’t adhere to their dinner!”
“And the Angel called Ziti brought forth the Seventh Wheel (called by the Prophets “Parmesan”), and Lo! it was smelly! And garlic breath was
upon the land, and the flatulence of the incontinent was terrible. And many did then gamble and lose.
And the people cried out “Lord, send us your meatballs!” But He heard them not, and said “I would that you were zesty or creamy, but you are
neither, and LO! I spit you out of my mouth like capo d’angelli gone past al dente!”
-Sixth Letter of Saint Alfredo Marinara to the Church at Chefboyardee, Chapter 69, Verses 12-22.
reply to post by MajorMalfunction
RAmen to that, sister!!!