Answers And Stuff

Hey All!
OK, I've received some questions, and now it is time for me to answer.

1) Do I really have a thinkin' couch?
No

2) Is my dog actually names Yabaastad?
No

3) Do I have a dog?
Yes. I saved him from an animal shelter. I believe him to be half Lab, half Boxer. Great dog!

4) Are my posts about family events true?
Yes

5) Do I really have a son?
You bet I do.

6) Is he really special needs?
Yes. He's autistic.

7) Do you really call him Dude?
Yes I do.

8) Do you really read to him, and tell him stories?
Yes. Every single day. Most days, more than once.

9) Did you really protect a special needs person?
Yes I did.

10) Do you really want a dinosaur as a pet?
No.

11) Did you really pour 5 gallons of gasoline on your grill then light it on Labor Day?
No.

12) Do you really have marital issues?
Unfortunately, Yes I do.

13) Do you really have a 14 inch black and white Zenith television?
No.

14) Was your Thanksgiving story true?
Yep.

15) When you assembled your playset from hell, was that real?
Yes.

16) Is OJ Simpson really your hero?
No.

Any other questions?

Hey Big L, wass up man?

Questions, yeah I got questions...

What's your favourite colour?

If you had to have special relations with an animal what would it be?

Poke in the eye or kick in the nuts which would you prefer if you had to choose?

How do you like your beans on toast? Answer Here!

What was your favourite toy as a child?

Do you like answering random questions?

Have you and Little L caught any fish yet?

Yup, that'll keep ya thinking for a bit...

MonKey

Originally posted by ChiKeyMonKey
Hey Big L, wass up man?

Questions, yeah I got questions...

What's your favourite colour?

If you had to have special relations with an animal what would it be?

Poke in the eye or kick in the nuts which would you prefer if you had to choose?

How do you like your beans on toast? Answer Here!

What was your favourite toy as a child?

Do you like answering random questions?

Have you and Little L caught any fish yet?

Yup, that'll keep ya thinking for a bit...

MonKey

Favorite color?
Blue

Special relations with an animal?
People think sheep say Baaaaah. Nope theya re calling me Daaaaaad

The boys. I might be hurtin' and stuff, but at least I can watch my favorite program.....

My favorite toy as a child?
GI Joe.

Yes I do like answering random questions.

18 fish in total.

Did you ever drive drunk?

Are you a Felon?

What is your golf handicap?

Can you help me with some personal issues?

Have you ever ridden a Vespa?

Do you spend a lot of time on ATS, at work?

Do you find the comics in the newspapers funny?

Why Isn't your dog named Yabasstad?

What is your dog's name.

Would you like to know something about me?

I am against drunk driving. That is why they have cabs.

No, The worst thing I ever was convicted of was speeding. And boy was I ever!

I don't play golf.

Personal issues?
I'll lend an ear, and help as much as I can my friend.

Nope. I've never ridden a Vespa.

Dude. I spend WAY TOO much time on ATS at work.

Some comics yes, they make me laugh, but most no.

My dogs name is Max.

I'd like to know anything you would like to share.