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posted on Dec, 13 2007 @ 08:16 PM
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Originally posted by gps777

Doh! :bnghd: another good plan foiled.......errrrrrrr? I mean,what a thoughtful person you are Jen thank you.


Oh, I'm very thoughtful! Well....I'd say I'm just as thoughtful as you are anyway...thanks for the wonderful tip. Maybe one of these days you could give me a personal lesson in mechanics, and show me how to check my oil. What do you say?




posted on Dec, 13 2007 @ 09:00 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
Maybe one of these days you could give me a personal lesson in mechanics, and show me how to check my oil. What do you say?


AHH! must fight the urge to use a metaphor,c`mon gps777 your stronger than this,damn it all, this temptation is strong,fight it man,dont be the frog oh whats the harm? "rebit!" :bash:

It would be my pleasure Jen,its important to know these things to prolong the life of the engine with a regular service which also helps it to run smooooth.I think you already know this because you obviously have sugar in your tank.



posted on Dec, 13 2007 @ 09:22 PM
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Oh shoot...you've got me pegged
I did know about the sugar in the tank
I just thought I'd play dumb to make you feel better. I know how to check my oil too....But I don't like to get my pretty little hands dirty, so whenever possible...I just bat my lashes and try to get some fella to do it for me



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 11:28 AM
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Day four: Let's go to the horse stables and go on an adventure ride. This should make our friend gallopinghordes especially happy. I found this wonderful instructor to give lesson to anyone that might not know how to ride...but there's something disturbing about him. It's his name. He goes by the name of 8 Seconds! I told him if he changed his name to 10,808 Seconds that would be more favorable with the ladies


Either way, he's nice to look at even if he is an 8 second's kind of guy!



Oh...by the way, I get the painted pony!! I think they are so pretty.



[edit on 12/14/2007 by jensouth31]



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 04:42 PM
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I`m drawing a line..........

I`m all for a rescue crew in a ute or whatever,but I aint gettin on no damn horse to follow,unless the horse has handle bars and a throttle.

Ever hear about that movie : Broke Back Mountain? I didn`t see it but the truth comes out about cowboys, yeah! and I had suspected as much all along.

Also watch out for country music guys,I think that will lead a bloke down the same path.

Not sure if it has the same effect on girls,
but I`d bet the guy in Jen`s post above would love to go shopping for frilly knickers with them while he eye`s off the salesman.





posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 05:56 PM
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*Clears throat* Excuse me gps 777...but this is the bad girl thread...not the bad boy thread!! We won't make you go horse-back riding. You can clean out your petrol tank while we're busy doing that



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 06:07 PM
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i like to think i am a good girl

but in all honesty when i see those horses arses and the guy in the cowboy stetson..

well>>>>>>

i must be a bad ass after all!!



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 06:14 PM
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Then you've come to the right place sister



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 06:21 PM
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are you sure i could be corrupted


not so easily mind ya!!



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 06:24 PM
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Corruption, corruption!! What is this bit about corruption?

Why even a preacher knows the answer to that...just ask Jim Baker



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 06:27 PM
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jim baker??

is he the son of ma baker??



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 06:31 PM
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I think he is the son of ma Baker!



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 06:57 PM
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>sigh<

Ok....



And, I know how to
repair engines.

So, shoot me.

Lex



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 08:14 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
*Clears throat* Excuse me gps 777...but this is the bad girl thread...not the bad boy thread!!

*Salutes respectfully* "aye aye",I know when I`ve been tuned.



We won't make you go horse-back riding.

Cheers,though wild horses couldn`t make me,errrr? you know what I mean.

It must be a chick thing,I dont think saddle designs were invented with men in mind.


I have ridden an elephant, though that had a proper chair and I think I can out run an elephant if need be,well if not? the Missus was there as well and all I had to do is out run her.



You can clean out your petrol tank while we're busy doing that

Wow thats right, I forgot how big that bag of sugar was.



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 10:18 PM
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Why even a preacher knows the answer to that...just ask Jim Baker


Oh,,, that reminds me Jen!


I got my eyebrows plucked. Do you

have some black mascara I could borrow?

OMG the booze is getting to me, I think I OVER-PLUCKED!:w:



posted on Dec, 14 2007 @ 11:18 PM
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I think i have the remedy for that.



(edit, ohh, you said PLUCKED, my bad).
[edit on 14/12/07 by mojo4sale]

[edit on 14/12/07 by mojo4sale]



posted on Dec, 15 2007 @ 01:04 AM
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Originally posted by MountainStar
Do you

have some black mascara I could borrow?



Will dark brown mascara work? I always wear dark brown because it compliments my blue eyes. You know....brown is directly accross from blue on the color wheel. So....If you have brown eyes, blue eye liner will make your brown eyes spring to life, or for blue eyes..you must wear brown! Theres my insightful tip of the day
It's amazing the things you learn in beauty school... also in interior design school

Now where did I put that mascara?

gps..I see the missus has trained you well


[edit on 12/15/2007 by jensouth31]



posted on Dec, 15 2007 @ 01:33 AM
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Not trying to rain on your parade, just showing concern, but ladies... mascara is bad for you -- Mercury in Mascara?

Be careful..



posted on Dec, 15 2007 @ 06:11 AM
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LMAO!Thanks for the giggles....
in true Care Bear style...
Gimme a HUG!!!!
>BIG HUGS<
AD



posted on Dec, 15 2007 @ 06:00 PM
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Jen,

By the time i get done with "8 Seconds" he'll be an 800 seconder kind of dude.


Holy Cow!!!!!!! I'm getting more and more excited about our little trip!



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