Are you one of The Bad Girls at BTS?ATS?

reply to post by steve-o




Waaaaaay too much information there bud! I mean really, who needs to know that!? I enjoy certain things as much as the next guy, but I make women work to find out exactly what those are! Can't just go around giving everything away. Where would the mystery be?

reply to post by mojo4sale


Hahahha....... too late bro .... I mean Missy Mojo ....... I might join the club ... it's all up to the Bad Girls of BTS, and Snakeslaya , to let me join in ....

ok since I can't get off the bus Jen can I borrow your eyebrow
plucker?

Why yes you can.....*Yells* Hey Mojo...brow plucking on aisle 5

reply to post by steve-o


I'd let you join......but it's all up to DGtempe since this is her club.

reply to post by jensouth31


"You did say brow plucking didnt you Jen" otherwise i'm outa here.

I did say brow plucking! Any other kind of plucking can be done at the waxing place. Oh.... that makes me hurt just thinking about it

Wow this thread is interesting.

I don't think I'm bad. I'd be around the flirty/coy area at the most, I guess.

Originally posted by jensouth31
Oh.... that makes me hurt just thinking about it

That makes two of us.

After considerable thinkin' on my part ive come to the conclusion that the female of the species are either masochistic or superhuman.
Eyebrow plucking, waxing of nether regions, those monthly issues, childbirth, menopause ( is that an ironic word or what) and of course having to deal with 'us guy's', how the hell do you do it!!

*crawls away into a small place and hides*.

(btw i have 3 younger sisters and 4 daughters, if there is a bloke on this planet qualified to talk about this stuff, its me)

Ms mojo.

Us girls are the ones strongest of the sexes.

Watch a man get a paper cut. Quick, get the ambulance!!!!!!!

Such weaklings!:shk:




BTW, is anyone out there tonight????? Hello?????????

I feel i'm all alone typing for the hell of it.

Yes I'm here now Dg, sorry I'm late I was having some pre-menopausal hot flashes just thinking about all the stuff we have to endure

www.belowtopsecret.com...'


So far it makes three of us who are posting, i mean 4.

Whaaa
Me
You and
Seimus, who btw is mad at me. He keeps screaming at me, my feelings are hurt.:shk:

[edit on 12-12-2007 by dgtempe]

Scream back....an eye for an eye...it's a good rule sometimes

I wanna join the crew ........ ....... I'll change my name ... anything ........ don't want my bro Ms Mojo bein' the only guy in the club

Originally posted by steve-o
don't want my bro Ms Mojo bein' the only guy in the club

I don't see Mojo complaining...maybe he likes being the only guy here

reply to post by jensouth31

Hahaha...... I'd really love to join the club ... my gf's a member of it already ... can I join...... please .....

[Disclaimer,the words in this feature are purely fiction and are not to be taken seriously,this disclaimer is not for the ATS members but for you lurker,we know your there.]


Seeing there are other males also in festive party mode I think it best we form our own transport to rescue the girls when their bus breaks down.

I know Jen said that they will heed the good advice of sugar in the petrol tank,but come on guys we all know womens,well I do, I married a womens and they change their minds too frequently.

I`m also taking applications for the designated mechanic,the requirements are.

One must have no greater experience than that of a grocery store trolley mechanic,all applications above this level of competence will be deemed over qualified in the interests of ATS male kind.


Positions in the ute that are to be selected ....

Esky provider
Esky stabalizer
Esky temperature montior
Navigator
Pilot
Song instructor mistro
bar tender
Communications man (to the girls and to call ahead to liquore stores to prepare our orders for time management)

Here are some sing songs to rehearse on our trip.

Dashing through the streets
In a one tonne open ute
To the girls we go and cant wait to meet
Drinking all the way in this one tonne beaut new ute
and no we wont be mute!

Bells on mojo`s dingily dangely
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to drink and sing
On a rescue trip tonight.

Chorus
Jingle engine,jingle engine
It jingled till it stopped
Oh hope no one is left out, because they could be gay,HEY!
(sex op? sisters swim suit?)
Jiggle engine jiggle engine
It jiggled till it stopped
Oh what fun the girls will have, provided they dont run.

...........

We wish you a merry break down,
we wish you a merry break down,
we wish you a merry break down and a happy rescue crew .

Good coldies we bring,to you and our kin
Good coldies we bring you with another happy cold beer.

Oh bring us a frigging cold one women
Oh bring us a frigging cold one women
Oh bring us a frigging cold one women or we`ll show you our rears.
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some;
We won't go until we get some;so bring it on here.

We wish you a merry break down,we wish you a merry break down,we wish you a merry break down and a happy rescue crew .




Any more suggestions put them up,we need to rehearse prior to the said emergency.

[edit on 12-12-2007 by gps777]

DG's quote,

Us girls are the ones strongest of the sexes.

You got that right DG!
When I was a nurse they were alway's pressing the nurse call button.
FLASHING LIGHTS ABOVE THEIR ROOMS DOOR!

HEY NURSE I NEED MY PAIN SHOT!
HEY NURSE MY IV IS DRY AND BLOOD IS BACKING UP!
HEY NURSE MY BANDAGE NEEDS CHANGING!
HEY Nurse EMPTY MY BED PAN!
HEY NURSE I GOT TO THROW-UP!
HEY NURSE DON'T YA THINK SHOCKING ME 10 TIMES WAS A BIT MUCH?
HEY NURSE WHY IS MY INCISION DRAINING GREEN STUFF & WHY DOES IT SMELL?
Than they B!&ch cause they didn't like the way I was putting 'em on the bedpan!

Sheeze!!! Can't a girl pluck her eyebrows
without ALL THE WHINING?

[edit on 12/12/2007 by MountainStar]

GPS,
You got it all figured out, huh.

If you come you must follow on your own bus and be ready to cater to the women, our wish is your command.

We may send you out to get pastries at 3 am. Deal with it and if you come back without the goodies we will eliminate you.

Any unreasonable wish we have must be met by you.

Welcome aboard.

reply to post by gps777


GPS, I would like to apply for the possition of that dude. Every well organized outing needs one, and well I'm just that...that dude. I am highly qualified in that dude duties, I am very good at just hanging out and being that dude.

Thank you for your time,

That Dude