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Ashcroft Joke

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posted on Feb, 5 2004 @ 04:40 PM
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U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After speaking for 15 minutes, he said, "I will now answer any questions you have."

Bobby stood up and said: "I have four questions:


1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?

3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to destroy civil liberties?

4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"

Just then the bell went off and the kids were sent out to play. Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will now answer any questions you have."

A little girl named Julie stood up and said: "I have six questions:


1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?

3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to destroy civil liberties?

4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

5. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?

6. Where is Bobby?"





posted on Feb, 6 2004 @ 02:06 PM
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LOL!!!
funny, funny








posted on Feb, 9 2004 @ 11:59 PM
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hehehehe, that's a good one!



 
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