posted on Dec, 3 2007 @ 12:43 PM
so I was sittin' here doin' some thinkin'. So I says to my self, self? What's the deal with Rudolph and stuff. Like I was watchin' this really
cool documentary called Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer on my really fancy 14" black & white Zenith Television. Yep I adjusted the antennae ontop of
the reall cool TV. Man! There's almost no lines goin' across the screen! Yeah!
So like I was watchin' this cool documentary and stuff, and the reindeer had like a nose that was all glowin' and everybody was makin' a big deal
about it. So I says to myself, Self? What's the big deal. You should see my uncle Alfies nose after he has a couple drinks.
That reindeer thinks he's so cool. Walkin' around, flyin' through the air, glowin' his nose and stuff. I don't trust that reindeer. Like he
get's his friends in trouble, and like this bigfoot tries to eat his friends. What's that sneaky reindeer do? Like he leaves his friends behind when
they're sleepin' and stuff. And like he makes his little toady friend pull the teeth out of that bigfoot guy. Then, he sends this guy who's always
carryin' around a pick axe in his hand to push that bigfoot guy over a cliff! Man. Then if that's not enough, he makes this bigfoot guy a slave and
makes him put stars and stuff on the very tippy top of christmas trees.
And like that sneaky reindeer, hangs out with Santa Claus. Uhhhh...... don't get me started on that fat baaastad.
And like that sneaky reindeer gets everybody to think he's like a hero. For what? Because like he pulls a sled through some snow? Huh? It's the
North Pole. There's like alot of snow up there and stuff.
And like it shows very clearly that Santa's workshop is a sweat shop. There's like this head elf guy who's always yellin' at those other elves
that they better be makin' those toys and stuff.
Oh, and that sneaky reindeer has a mean streak. Like he went to this island where there were a bunch of handicapped toys. And that reindeer made all
those poor toys point out their handicaps to everyone.
I hate that reindeer