posted on Feb, 5 2004 @ 11:35 AM
It is not the government so much as the Media
"This is late breaking news. My name is Tom Thomson here at the Dunkin Doughnuts at 5th and Central Ave where there appears to be a white powdery
substance on the counter. Upon closer inspection by CDC officials, they found literally DOZENS of doughnuts covered with it. These are the same
doughnuts you eat, your CHILDREN eat, your 95 year old crippled grandmother eats. Beware of any baked goods or more importantly SNACK CAKES. Be on
the lookout for a Short Italian looking man with a slick mustache. Sources say that he has been seen serving Arab males 18 to 40, presuably MUSLIMS.
Stay in your houses and eat Saltines and weak chicken broth for 72 hours if believe yourself to have come in contact with any kind of cakey snack
foods in the past month. BOWAHAHAHAHAHA..... This is Tom Thomson with Chanel 5 News. Back to you Dick"
Must be true. Tom and Dick said so. SCARY SCARY SCARY