Worst Childrens Book Titles Ever!

This has GOT to be "The worst children's book title EVER!"




So, what's for dinner?


[edit on 30/11/07 by Keyhole]

This one gets my vote!!

Who would have guessed there would have been so many children's books with BAD titles!

Due to the way this is going, I'm going to change the title of the thread to "Worst Children's Book Titles Ever!"

[edit on 30/11/07 by Keyhole]

received these in email not real books(i hope) still funny none the less

- You Were an Accident
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly!
- Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Animals of North America-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
- All Dogs Go to Hell
- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
- When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
- Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
- Bi-Curious George
- Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
- You Are Different and That's Bad
- Dad's New Wife Gerald
- Pop! Goes The Hamster-And Other Great Microwave Games
- Testing Homemade Parachutes With Your Household Pets
- The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
- Babar Meets the Taxidermist
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
- Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
- The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead
- How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
- Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear