posted on Dec, 3 2007 @ 08:12 AM
Good thing on how people like Semp, RR, Jade, think.
How many members of the Republican party does it take to change a light bulb?
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; One to blame
Clinton for burning out the light bulb; One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs; One to give a
billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb; One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step
ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished; One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was
literally in the dark; One to viciously smear #7; One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong
light-bulb-changing policy all along; And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
But hey, don't want Clinton or a satanist/NAZI/pedo/baby eater in office? Er, a Clinton or a republican in office? Vote for a real conservative!