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Angry Jimmy Dean Sausage Customer

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posted on Nov, 27 2007 @ 09:05 PM
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WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUANGE!

This could be the funniest thing ever

I cant stop laughing can't type right now

ok, I'm back.

I want to quote him but I JUST CAN"T DECIDE there are just so many to choose from.

I've listened to this 10 times already, the ending is the BEST!



[edit on 27-11-2007 by kleverone]




posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 01:09 AM
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That's one angry guy..... but can you blame him?

How can anyone expect to feed "600 lbs of men on one 12oz package"?

....it puts my own problems into perspective.



posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 01:45 AM
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That was hillarious. Especially the part where he goes on about how Jimmy Dean sausage is for Southern people. Takes me back to the civil war.

Seriously, does this guy have anything better to complain about than Jimmy Dean Sausage? I honestly don't see how even a 16 ounce would be enough. You only get 5/6 patties out of the smaller roll. Most people have 2 with their breakfast, so two 12 ounce packages would be right. Am I wrong? Quit being so cheap and just get the second roll and go on with your life!



posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 03:20 AM
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I read that it actually was only for "southern people," oddly enough. Says on the package, but they changed it since the federal reserved took over the country. I'm sure of it.


And the last 25 seconds is the most incredible thing I've ever heard in my life.



posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 09:13 AM
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Wow, I'd be surprised if there hasn't been a heart attack or ten in that family along the way. That being said, I'd love to go over to their house/trailer for breakfast. Sounds damn good!

A couple dozen eggs???

T-bone steaks???

My mouth is watering.

Peace



posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 09:29 AM
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Holy crap! Thats a lot a food! A couple dozen eggs and steak! Wow greatest thing I have ever heard! Long live the south I 'spose....



posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 09:30 AM
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Reply to Angry Man!

Yeah yeah, you ya Jimmy D's sausage and ya plump woman.

I also suspect that ya daughter could be a bit of a porker.

Take it like a man and make the switch...

It's the way forward my retarded southern friend!!

MonKey - Public Relations - It's what I do baby!!




posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 10:23 AM
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Letter from Jimmy Dean

"Dear Mr. Taylor,

It has been brought to our attention that you are not pleased with the fact that we switched from 16oz packages to the 12oz. After several meetings with you coronary specialist we have determined that you are better off with 12oz package. Your heart and you colon will thank us.

Kind Regards,

Jimmy

p.s. Living in the south is no excuse for being completely clueless to your health. Your family is obese and it's people like you that make healthcare so expensive in this country. "


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Natural Selection in it's purest form.



posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 01:05 PM
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There's eating to live and then there's living to eat!

I still can't believe that's a normal breakfast for these people. I bet they fry it all up in lard too. The grocery bill must be through the roof.

Peace



posted on Nov, 28 2007 @ 02:26 PM
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Originally posted by kleverone
Jimmy

p.s. Living in the south is no excuse for being completely clueless to your health. Your family is obese and it's people like you that make healthcare so expensive in this country. "


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Natural Selection in it's purest form.


I am sorry, but I am overweight, my fiance is over weight and I can say that our family of four would never polish off a couple of dozen eggs for breakfast let alone have t-bone steaks along with it. When I do make eggs for breakfast (which is only on saturday mornings) it's 2 eggs for the adults, 1 egg for the kids, a piece of toast and two pieces of sausage or bacon. Also, I am in perfect health thank you very much.

And never would I threaten to kick someones behind over sausage!



posted on Nov, 29 2007 @ 10:05 AM
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Originally posted by snowflake_obsidian
I am sorry, but I am overweight, my fiance is over weight and I can say that our family of four would never polish off a couple of dozen eggs for breakfast let alone have t-bone steaks along with it. When I do make eggs for breakfast (which is only on saturday mornings) it's 2 eggs for the adults, 1 egg for the kids, a piece of toast and two pieces of sausage or bacon. Also, I am in perfect health thank you very much.

And never would I threaten to kick someones behind over sausage!


There is a HUGE difference between being overwieght due to Genetics and being overweight due to stupidity. If this guy feeds his family a couple of dozen eggs and a pound of sausage for breakfast then it doesn't take a rocket scientist to determine if that is a cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. Like I said Natural Selection in it's purest form.

Half a dozen eggs for you family in the morning, cool. A couple of dozen for a family of 5, not cool.



posted on Nov, 29 2007 @ 10:55 AM
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That dude was HILARIOUS


I found this pic and was wondering....


Do you think this could be his Scottish wife?




If so that could explain some of the man's anger



posted on Dec, 10 2007 @ 12:15 AM
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The call, not that good, but wouldnt you be pissed if they changed something on you... like how where i live now, there arent 12 packs of soda anymore, only 8 packs... that could piss people off...

Give the family a break. Seriously. A man weighing 200 pounds is not nesicarly obease.

Breakfast is the best meal of the day. There is nothing in the world better then eggs either. I go thru about a dozen eggs a week, or more.

Nothing is better then having some scrambled eggs, some freanch toast, bacon, sausage, orange jucie and some hashbrowns for dinner.

You hear me.


NOTHING!

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

NOTHING

AARHHHH! (now where is that little face that has the face changing colors before exploding, because it is perfect for right now)

Anyways, this thread as made me hungary, so time for some egg drop soup.



posted on Dec, 11 2007 @ 01:05 AM
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Originally posted by TKainZero
The call, not that good


Yes it was. It was better then good and the last 25 seconds we here a tapestry of swear words that still linger over some Texas Oil field as we speak!



but wouldnt you be pissed if they changed something on you... like how where i live now, there arent 12 packs of soda anymore, only 8 packs... that could piss people off...


True dat!


Give the family a break. Seriously. A man weighing 200 pounds is not nesicarly obease.


This is true. I'm more concerned about his coronary arteries than his weight though. I do not know his height so I cannot make assumptions based on his weight. Although generaly speaking, I agree with you.


Breakfast is the best meal of the day. There is nothing in the world better then eggs either. I go thru about a dozen eggs a week, or more.


Once again, I agree with you, I love bacon an eggs...in moderation. I certainly don't eat them every morning as once again my arteries would become a concern. It also depends on how you prepare the eggs. Although I think here the conversation was over the sausage, which is significantly worse as far as content is concerned. I think the humor lies in how upset he gets over such a small thing. Like BT said. "Puts my problems in perspective."



Nothing is better then having some scrambled eggs, some freanch toast, bacon, sausage, orange jucie and some hashbrowns for dinner.

You hear me.


NOTHING!

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT.



nope.


Now I'm craving bacon and eggs.



posted on Dec, 11 2007 @ 01:14 AM
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Originally posted by TKainZero
The call, not that good, but wouldnt you be pissed if they changed something on you... like how where i live now, there arent 12 packs of soda anymore, only 8 packs... that could piss people off...


I may get upset like "awww darn" but I wouldn't get mad enough to call the company and threaten to kick peoples butts the way that guy did.

There have been many times when they have discontinued a type of soda pop I like or what not, and yeah I get bummed out for a sec but then I move on and choose something else.

It's nothing to make a big deal over.



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