posted on Mar, 7 2008 @ 09:03 PM
I come to ATS,
Why - oh, can't you guess?
You know, I have some doubt,
What's the NWO about?
I've seen a UFO or two,
Oh, what's a nut to do
If you can't find a good board,
Where strange tales all are stored,
And people hang around,
Talking ESP and ghost sound,
No subject is taboo,
It's given it's full due,
If conspiracy is in it,
We talk it out a bit,
'Cause strange tales are so good,
Here on ATS you would
Have a real great time,
Trading stories and some rhyme,
Any strange tale will work,
Just don't talk like a jerk,
And you'll be welcome here,
Come sit, and have a beer.