*is new*

*is still new*

*apparently *is still new* was too short*

I really like conspiracy theories. Basically I study social sciences and think that conspiracy theories say interesting things about people. Like giant urban legends or modern mythology.

Then there are some conspiracy theories that I have a tendency to believe and that's why I'm here... so hi.

*is old*

Welcome to ATS.
I think you're going to enjoy it around here. I've been haunting the boards for a few years and it's been a constant source of information and entertainment.

Hello and howdie and all that..... welcome and enjoy

im new here also but the waters great so come on in....

and the lifegaurds are great and step in to save you

rite when you need them

Welcome monkey_descendant to ATS! I'm always here to help if ya need me to. The Moderators are good people and will let ya know about this place if you ask them. Besides that" Happy Posting and knowledge hunting."

I'm glad you is new and you is here with us to participate in this old ATS forum.

Welcome.

Welcome descendant of monkey's...

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Semper

Welcome to you who is new. I too is new.

Hope you enjoy this forum as much as I have.

Dizzie

Welcome to ATS. I too am old, as another said. So old it's past my bedtime. I'll leave it to you younger folks to settle in the new monkey.

And don't tell MirthfulMe that there's a new monkey on the block, he's really old and cranky.

Though since you're a descendant, he'll likely be nice to you.

Welcome! Another monkey fan...OH NO!!! Just kidding buddy! Welcome to ATS! Hope your stay is pleasent!

*is not able to sleep*

Welcome to ATS!

Since your new, you have to start a thread labeled "ATS IS DISINFO AN THE FBI WERKS HEAR!!1!" Make sure it's all CAPS because no one takes a thread seriously unless its all CAPS.

Seriously though, enjoy your time here.

Hey there, monkeydudeguymandescendantperson...nnnggguuyyyy!!!!

We're big friendly nerds here...well most of us are friendly. We welcome you with protractors in hand!