We have an old saying in our family:
If it's not nailed down...it's GONE...into their stomaches.
**Parents BEWARE**
Be forwarned.
Once a teenager has taken a shining to your cupboards and fridge, you will find yourself taking on a *second job* or *second mortgage on your home* -
just to satiate their appetites.
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I decided to 'cut my son off at the pass' tonite.
I ordered
2 Party-sized Pepperoni pizzas!
I had some extra cash, and today was an exceptionally longggg day at work for me (cleaned 2 big honkin homes), so I wasn't in the mood to cook.
Capiche?
We had ordered a party-size pizza before, and I
assumed that it would suffice 4 people. How wRoNg I was!
That sucker or should I say, 1/2 to almost 3/4 pizza, was INHALED by my 6'3", 17 yr. old son. Jeeeeeeesusssssss. He was like a pelican. Why ohhh
whyyyyyyy, did I ever pass on the genes for him to inherit 'teeth'.
Heee heee, sooooooo anyways, I passed the plate to him and said:
Help yerself...as much as you want!
Well, like a shot from a pistol at a horse race...that kid dove in. I lept out of the way, and smiled to myself, thinking, "There's no way in hell
that he'll finish a whole 'party-size pizza' on his own.
He damn near did. He's a little green around the gills, but what the hey.
That'll learn him! Hopefully? Mabey?
Nahhhhh nah nah nahhhhhhhh nah....we have the other pizza!
[edit on 16-11-2007 by TheDuckster]
[edit on 16-11-2007 by TheDuckster]