posted on Nov, 15 2007 @ 08:16 PM
So, I get home JUST in time for the Democratic Debates on CNN, right? But i'm hungry and i don't want to cook. My wife suggests we order Chinese,
i say okay because i'm really not even hungry anyway (as my stomach twitches).
35 Minutes later, in the thick of the debate, there's a knock at the door. I open the door and it's the same driver, a big ole' guy who looks like
he spends a lot of time delivering pizza or doing whatever else he can to raise enough money to live. If i drove the car he drives, i would have
ulcers nightly over whether it would even last the next day. Because he can't afford health insurance (pizza delivery don't pay as well with gas at
$3.25 per gallon and lowered tips), he's got a dirty brace around his knee. I've been getting food from there for two years and i've never seen
the guy without it.
So he asks if i'm having a good night, i tell him the democratic debates are on and it's going to be a dog fight.
Delivery Man says, "You watchin' the Communist Debates, eh?"
I laugh as he hands me a brown paper bag that smells like i might enjoy it. "I never said i'm a Democrat. It's all starting to heat up and I
can't get enough of this stuff. It's like the NFL playoffs. *I* actually support Ron Paul."
Delivery Man: "No kiddin', I registered Republican to vote for him this year."
"What do you like about him?"
"I don't trust any of those other candidates and i don't care anymore."
So there you go. I wonder if that guy got polled.