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Originally posted by Majic
The Right Tool For The Job
A 12-gauge to loosen a lug nut?
There's the problem right there!
Should have used a .410.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Fred
A poor mechaniceer, barely kept his Lincoln Fed
Then one day he was shootin at some nuts
And up through his jeans came a bubblin Guts!
Pain that is! Kelly Clarkson! Where's my leg!
Well the first thing you know ol Freds a Darwinaire
Kinfolk said "Fred move away from here!"
Said The brickyard is the place you oughta be!
So he loaded up his shells and moved to Indy!
500 that is! Shiney Wheels! Moooving targets!
Well now its time to say good by to Fred and all his quirks
And would like to thank you folks for all your kindly smurks
You're invited back again to this locality
Be sure to wear your kevlar shoes with hop-a-bility
Ya'll duck and cover, y'hear!