posted on Nov, 14 2007 @ 09:12 AM
So I was sittin here doin' some thinkin'. So I says to myself, Self? I think I want a nice FRESH turkey for Thanksgivin' and stuff. Not one of
those frozen ones.
So I went to the local farm and bought me a live turkey. Yeah! So like I let him out to run around in the backyard. Yep I was watchin that turkey.
That turkey thinks he's so cool. Walkin' around, peckin' at the ground, gobblin' and stuff. And like what's the deal with that long red thing on
that turkeys face? I don't trust that turkey. When people aren't lookin', that turkey gives me dirty looks and stuff.
I hate that turkey.
I can't wait to cook his arse.